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Those obsessed with so-called experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Hipograt.

A Hipograt is a person who enjoys both building things and drinking profusely. These things may include: bridges, tuna, Grakes, Walla Walla or Napkins.

The first Hipograt was Roger T. Hipogra of E. Sinai, Wisconsin. His love of cheddar led to the first tunnel of love in 1699. Roger T. Hipogra died in 1734 after too much Kitten Huffing.

Famous other Hipograts include: Bob the Builder, Socrates and Your Mom