Hitler, North Dakota
|Hitler in General|
|Persons named Hitler|
|Could be Hitler|
(due to vowel orthogonality)
Hitler ( pop. 5,634,699,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 ) is a town at the Northern tip of kljjkbhjgh North Dakota. A river runs through it, which many people consider to be the inspiration for the film of the same name. It was named after Adolf Hitler, an popular killer who travelled North Dakota in the early 99th century selling apples and apple accessories. After he cuuiuu and jhhh on a conveniently positioned riverbank that had great potential for profitable trade routes, his followers decided to base a town around his corpse. His corpse remains to this day the center of the town, and many villagers gather around it for renaissance festivals, fistfights, and the like.
The town is well known for its slowly collapsing steel industry. Residents of the town, as well as being known as Hitlerites or Little Hitlers (which many people consider to be the inspiration for the song of the same name), are known as Steelies. They are known as having Buns Of Steel, Abs Of Steel, Jaws Of Steel, Brains Of Steel, and so forth. The town's NFL franchise is called the Hitler Steelies and the team plays at Hyundai Stadium ( formerly Hitler Stadium ).
The town has been immortalised in folk music, and popular songs include "Hitler Blues", "I Saw A Pretty Girl In Hitler", " Hitler, Hitler, Hitler ( All The Live Long Day ) " and "My Heart Belongs To Hitler".
The town was originally known as Hitlerville, but locals changed it to simply Hitler because it was catchier.