Holy Twinkie
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A Holy Twinkie is a device developed be Lockheed during the Vietnam War as a fuel device. Holy Twinkies are much more powerful than their predecesors and should be handled with great care. Holy Twinkies are a rare occurence, but are sold along with lesser versions.
[edit] Classification
A Holy Twinkie is distinguishable from a normal device due to it's entire like of the usual injection ports. Unlike a normal Twinkie, the cream fuel is not inserted into the device by conventional means; rather, it is slowly absorbed into the inner chamber through an advanced form of osmosis. The process by which this occurs is highly guarded and few of its secrets are known. Yet they can be Googled and found on the CIS website...maybe
[edit] Uses
A Holy Twinkie has many uses, being a near infinite power souce powered by ultra pure, non-inject, hyper cream, its applications are nearly limitless. In the Past, Holy Twinkies have been used to power such tools of destruction as the Hindenburg, Napalm, and the infamous Holy Hand Grenade. The later only deriving its primary adjective from the Holy Twinkie itself.
Also its, almost, palatable power has awed many less advanced civilizations. It can be used as a sort of mind control devices for these ethnicities. The effect is extremely effective against kindergarteners and other grade school kids. This uses of the Holy Twinkie should be used with caution as overexposure can turn these children into menaces and scourges on civilization.
[edit] Owners of a Holy Twinkie
Owning a Holy Twinkie is a feat in itself, as such only the most esteemed persons are to have ever discovered one.
Wayne Gretske
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