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So, you want to get to Sesame Street? Well that's an easy enough task. I mean after all, the show's theme song tells you flat out. "Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?" Pretty simple instructions if you ask me.
Wait? What am I saying? There are no instructions in this godforsaken song on how to get to Sesame Street! Curses!
But you can't just give up that easily. There are so many possible ways to get to Sesame Street, that it's almost a crime not to find it eventually. And, in some countries, it is a terrorist act not to find it. So just sit back, relax, and let the brainwashing highly educational and well researched data flow into your ears....or eyes. Whatever it is you see with. You never know. (more...)
