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Contents 1 Horizontal Lines 1.1 Horizontal 1.1.1 Lines 2 Blue Boxes 3 Wikipedia 3.1 Wikipedia 4 Images 4.1 Pictures 4.1.1 Chess Photos 5 Finishing Articles 5.1 =Formatted Well 6 Images 7 Math 8 Avoiding Total Stupidity

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Is useless.

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An example of dead links, from text on Wikipedia:

San Francisco also has public transportation.

Examples include buses, taxis, and streetcars.

Wikipedia employs exactly four people. Nine of them are Jimbo Wales. He will be running for President of the Underworld five-thousand years from tomorrow, in neo1927.

[edit] Images

Yes, this section is safe for work. No, I don't feel sorry for you. Uncyclopedia is not the place for those sorts of things; for slutty trash, head on over to Wikipedia.

[edit] Pictures

Pictures are Images, except not on LSD (Little Small Details), also known by the street name "Pixels". Some Pictures, known as Print-Outs, are Pictures that have escaped from Printertitiaries, often due to their accomplice, "The Prince(ter) of Pictures" working behind the scenes to get the files (the Printertitiary keeps a file on every Picture, of course.) to "Print", or put an LSD tattoo on 8.5x11 pieces of "paper". The Prince(ter) keeps a record on his "hard drive" of each "printed" Picture's GIF, JPG, PNG, or DNA.

[edit] Chess Photos

We don't want a picture of your chess game. It doesn't matter how good that move was, no one cares. Uncyclopedia is NOT THE PLACE FOR YOUR CHESS PHOTOS. We did not see you at the tournament, and if we had, we would have axed your Queen in half. You'd probably roll 352d685 and prove that the Queen becomes a zombie Queen, because that's just how odd you are. We Don't Think You Are Cool! Just kidding about that; we would have actually chopped the Queen in nine pieces.

Finishing Articles

Remember, most articles are useless. The rest are on Uncyclopedia. If you see an article on Uncyclopedia, you can sure it is free of errors in the grammars, the spels is gud, and no sentunces just stop all of the sudden midse

[edit] =Formatted Well

“A formatted well is a water drawing structure with installed files deleted and original factory settings restored.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Formatted Well

“Your mom's-a formatted well!”

~ Mario on Oscar Wilde on Formatted Well

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Images

If you use images in your articles, then everybody will love you. That's why you should use images in your articles. It's also smart to use images that have to do with your article.

Make sure you include something or another about copyright, or else someone will beat you.

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[edit] Math

(mathematics + excellent) / (usage − numberofreaders) = excellent!

[edit] Avoiding Total Stupidity

Occasionally, you'll get an article that's just plain stupid. The author was really bored one day, and developed an article that was, well, pointless. Your best bet is to remove the crap; you could also laugh at the moron who wrote the crap, if he accidentally gave you permission to do so, in the article. Frickin' moron. If he calls himself a frickin' moron, well... you feel free to do exactly the same. Maybe rant on his user page that he's a total moron. That's what truly develops the Uncyclopedia community: ranting on user pages. And when we form that community, we eventually realize the author of all those dumb pages isn't any more a frickin' moron than any of us, when he realizes the exact opposite, and we have opposing points of view and form awesome pages that show just how diverse we all are. Hugs, anyone?