HowTo:Beat the Dead Horse/Fly
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Beating the dead fly is not much much fun but you need to do it if you want to beat the dead horse later on.
How to Beat the Dead Fly
This is very easy - simply beat it with your hands or a stick. It is very similar to the practice of killing mockingbirds. More on this can be found in To Kill a Mockingbird. Tips: Practice, practice, practice, it makes perfect and than beat an animal that's more difficult to beat, such as a cat, or maybe your spouse
How to beat your spouse
1. find a nice, big stick 2. Creep up behind her 3. Smack her 4. Steal her wallet 5. Run