HowTo:Carry an xBox
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[edit] Introduction
In this article, you will learn how to transport an xBox. Moving an xBox is a very difficult task that not many people can accomplish. Once you successfully move an xBox, you will be rewarded five bajillion dollars.
“Dang those things are heavy”
~ God
[edit] Methods
There are many different methods on how to transport and xBox, and they may not all suit you. If you have trouble carrying an xBox, you should do something constructive.
- Get an elephant to do it for you. Elephants are best bribed with peanuts.
- Politely ask Chuck Norris to do it for you. Warning: 99.997% chance of death.
- Take some Flinstones Vitamins and buff up.
- Strap the xBox to a rocket and shoot it somewhere. However, the xBox will probably break, thus rendering it slighty more useful.
- Stick it in the back of your truck and hope the truck doesn't asplode.
- Place a Sony product near the xBox. Either the Sony product will cease to exist, or the xBox will run like hell.
