WARNING:THESE ARE ALL JOKES YOU FAG! DO NOT EVER KILL YOURSELF! IF YOU DO YOU MIGHT NOT FINISH READING THE REST OF THE LIST!
Why you would die?
You have no reason to attempt this but if you do attempt this that would probably lessen the amount of stupidity in the world.
Ways to die
- Jumping off a high building and landing face first on the ground.
- Committing suicide.[Duh!]
- running into a wall repeatedly.(This might take awhile)
- taking a REALLY BIG SHIT.[You don't wanna know]
- living too much
- cheesecake (man if you don't know this one your a total idiot)
- having the humming birds... (you know what)[You don't wanna know]
- Be murdered by Someone.
- eat shit (without any mustard)
- insult Chuck Norris.[OH NOES!]
- Spontaneous combustion[Isn't that the same as FIRE!!]
- Watch to much of FRED on youtube.[Really]
- get eaten by a grue[Like in Zork]
- get kicked by Chuck Norris
- listen to too many in-jokes[I think you already did]
- finish reading this list
- Eat pop rocks and soda at the same time
- **** your mom[WHAT THAT DOESN'T WORK!!I TRIED IT!!!]
- Jumping off a Plane.
- Jumping from a high height of any kind.
- FIRE!!(not recommended) [oh, like everything else is]
- WATER!![You don't wanna know]NOT THAT KIND OF WATER!![drowning?]YES!
- EVIL CREATURE!! Like a Progen,Nymph, and Oprah Winfrey
- Trying to fight Chris Evans
- Getting ebola
- Having sex with a person that has HIV/AIDS and do nothing about it (this might take a few years)
- Touching a live 500V wire
- drink potassium cyanide
- Kitten huffing overdose
- Reading You_Are_Dead
- Reading this tip on how to die