HowTo:Make An MMORPG
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“MMORPGS are boring everytime I create an account I PWN that game.”
~ Oscar Wilde on MMORPG's
“MMORPGS are like THA BOMB as in it blows up your social life.”
~ Ex-Girlfriend on MMORPG's
Well! How to make an mmorpg is easy here are some few hints and steps to get you on your way
[edit] 1st Step And maybe the most important one!!
Undead! What rpg game doesnt have undead this is an vital rule about rpg: RPG w/o undead = Not an RPG
[edit] 2nd Step LONG ASS PLOT
well this speak for itself all mmorpgs need a BIG ASS plot to make the players sit infront of their computer playing day in day out
[edit] 3rd Step Money
It has to cost something to play so you can earn money sitting on your ass. While nerds work their ass off to earn money for their gaming.
[edit] 4th Step Random Monsters
Well maybe you ask what can be a monster in an RPG well everything is the answer. Draw a line with eyes and a white line for a tooth and you got a monster, well a crappy monster but a monster none the less. and call it random names with a part of it characteristic features like "The line monster" or "The one tooth satanic being from line hell" well you got the point
[edit] 5th Step Seriously annoying quests
What is an rpg without "Bring this letter" quests or "kill this many hamsters cause i suck at fighting" quests well its NOTHING. The more quests the better.
[edit] 6th Step Level Requirments
well we want your players to play a long ass time right so Level requirments is essential for a good MMORPG. Especially all the cool items should have it like helmets and capes. well the leveling is next
[edit] 7th Step Leveling curve
Well it should go like this ZOOOOOMMM! So that the players want to kill themself when they hit lvl 10. We want the players to go "cool now im at lvl 10 awesome ok only need 400000 xp points for next level! wait WHAT?" hahaha cause we are evil game developers from HELL
[edit] 8th Step Random Item Drops
The wonders with rpg's is the randomness. Like when a pig you need tooth from in a quest drops only one tooth. When you could clearly see it had a full set of teeth in its mouth. So for the random item drop put just lot of randon crap in every monster. Like a sword on an animal and Money on a skeleton without pockets and stuff like that.
[edit] 9th Step The Chat window
lets face it why have an rpg without this Baby. What better way for the players to hit on other men playing as girls and insulting eachother just to leech out the last self esteem these players have left.
[edit] 10th Final Step making people play it
Drawing loosers to your game and make them play it. To do this you need a friggin awesome title it can contain 1, 2 or even 3 of the following:
- Lord
- Awesome
- Final
- Omega
- Ultra
- Fantasy
- X
- War
- Super
- Sword
- Axe
- Random Mythical creature
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