HowTo:Make Enemies

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To make enemies you will need:

• Construction paper
• Paste
• Scissors
• Crayon
• Pencils
• Flour
• Envelope

Also helpful:

• A hijacked plane
• Own a democracy
• Some drugs

[edit] Steps

Step 1.

Now take your paper and cut it into the shape of a bomb. The Classic round bomb with a wick is recommended.

Step 2.

Colour in the bomb.

Step 3.

Write some sort of threating message. Here are some helpful pointers which are used by some of the best in the business:

• Start with "Your Mother/Father is gay"
• You're either with us or against us.
• Sprinkle profanity liberally.
• Make some threats.
• Make some more threats.
• Mention religion

Step 4.

Put the bomb in a envelope and pour in some flour. Don't forget to write your return address on the back.

Step 5.

Leave to sit for 5 days

Step 6.

Deliver your envelopes to random people in your street.

Step 7.

Sit back and wait.