HowTo:Play the Pokemon Card Game
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Some people just do not know how to play pokemon which is pretty sad if you are a 10 year old (hey you could be 17 and still know how to play, but people like that are commonly forgotten in common life so these people must die.
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[edit] You are a N00b if...
You ever passed a group of kids playing pokemon and wondered, ‘how do they play that?”? Some people can just go get their cards and play while others just stand there trying to figure out how they play (obviously stupid). This must be why you are looking at this guide. If not, what the fuck are you doing here! The three things you need to know is to build a deck, learn the rules, and find a worthy (not worthless) opponent. Once you do these things, you will become a professional at pokemon.
[edit] Collecting cards Like a noob
Before you start to play pokemon you, must build a deck. Pokemon decks consist of 60 cards. If you have any less, you may run out of cards while playing (fuckin noooob!!!). You can just go to the store and buy a starter deck which has 60 cards(like the lazy bitch you are), then there are intermediate level cards that come in packs of 30, and expert level that are 15. If you make a deck out of these intermediate and expert level cards, you will not look so much like this.
And the person who decided to edit this How To page is a retard who has no life and too much time acting like a spoiled brat.
[edit] The Rules
Yes. There are rules dumbass and sadly its not to cheat(boo hooo)Once you have an appropriate deck, then you must figure out how to use them. The three types of cards are creature, energy and trainer.The creature card is the pokemon. It has special abilities on the card with a picture of how the pokemon looks on it. The energy cards have the colour of the power on it (red for fire with a picture of a flame; same applies for water, fighting and any other power there is now). The trainer card is there only to power up you playing pokemon or let you draw more cards ('cause youre a stupid noob!).
[edit] The opponent
[edit] Bad cop explaination
Time to find an opponent to kick some pokemon ass! No. Not some 5 year old because if you lose, he'll be stalking you for the rest of your life calling you a noob at pokemon. You find a completely braindead person to play (you may just win... then again you may not). There are tournaments at comic stores and hooby shops(you know, where the nerds hang out looking at comics}. Yes there. Once you sign up, go there and KICK ASS or die mercilessly!
[edit] Normal explaination
Playing pokemon is not so difficult as long as you have more than 60 cards, learn the types of cards and have someone to play with. If you keep these aspects in mind, then you will be able to become a professional at playing pokemon. If you still have trouble, then don’t play it. Try Simon says.
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