HowTo:Prepare Instant Jihad
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With this lovely dish, you can entertain your guests on a very short notice, the perfect solution for an average host/hostess.
- 1 Pint (1 litre) "Islamist" rage
- 1 Tsp. minced Osama
- 3 Lq. Oz. (1 litre) freshly squeezed Zarqawis
- 10 Infuriating infidels
- 72 Virgins (shaken, not raped)
- 2 Gallons (7 kilometres) of gasoline
- 1/3 Cup (1 litre) olive oil
- 2 Cloves of garlic
- 2 mini croissants
- 1 Large onion (3 metric onions)
(Very Important!) Check with the Imam to ensure that all the ingredients are Halal.
- Preheat oven to 150 °C
- Chop up infidels with onions. If needed, use a knife.
- Heat olive oil.
- Fry infidels with onion till onion turns golden and infidels stop moving (if needed, you may bash the infidels with the Zarqawis to make sure they stop moving).
- Add garlic, Zarqawis, virgins. Stir fry for two to three minutes. Remove and place in oven.
- Bake for 30-40 minutes.
- Remove from oven and spray Osama over dish.
- Add Gasoline and "Islamist" rage.
- Light 'em up!
- Declare a holy Jihad.
- Serve extremely hot.
Note: For decorative purposes, feel free to add some Ahmadinejad Cream.
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