HowTo:Templates
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This is a list of templates used for the HowTo namespace.
Generic HowTo Template
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The generic HowTo template should be on all HowTo: pages, although the HowTo:Stub could be used instead.
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HowTo Stub Template
The HowTo Stub template is for HowTo articles that could use some work. It can be used as well as or instead of the HowTo template.
This HowTo article is a stub. Instructions may be incomplete and may be dangerous. (The latter having nothing to do with the former) You obviously have nothing better to do, so why not help by finishing it?
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Tip template
The tip template is used for tips on HowTo pages. It's use is described on the HowTo:Make your first HowTo article.
Tip
Use the first pipe to specify 'left' or 'right', and the second to put the message.
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HowTo Featured Article
Featured article template for the main page.
So, you want to get to Sesame Street? Well that's an easy enough task. I mean after all, the show's theme song tells you flat out. "Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?" Pretty simple instructions if you ask me.
Wait? What am I saying? There are no instructions in this godforsaken song on how to get to Sesame Street! Curses!
But you can't just give up that easily. There are so many possible ways to get to Sesame Street, that it's almost a crime not to find it eventually. And, in some countries, it is a terrorist act not to find it. So just sit back, relax, and let the brainwashing highly educational and well researched data flow into your ears....or eyes. Whatever it is you see with. You never know. (more...)
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HowTo Recent Articles
Recent articles template for the main page.
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