# How much money does the USA spend on population signs?

Now, you may be wondering:

Why the fuck did I do this?

Wow you must be the dumbest person alive! its called being proud of what we have and i bet those 5,574 people in Union care about every single one of them that lives in their town. and if you're so in love with that joke of a country across the pond then get the heck out of America. Trust me we'll gladly change the sign to read one less!!!!!!

## Population signs

Heck, I actually got bored. so I just drew I on.

So, you all must know about those population signs. I can't personally find one without getting into trouble, so anyway, I'll draw one for you on Paint.

• Seriously, why the hell do you want to know that 5,574 people live in Union, Ohio?
• Why the hell do you color your signs green?
• Why the hell do Americans have population signs?
• Why the hell do I keep asking questions?
• I don't know.

## Maths

Anyway, assuming that signs are replaced every 5 years, and there are 50,000 towns like Union, with two signs put up, and another 1,000 larger towns, with maybe 5 signs saying the population, we have the following sum:

${\displaystyle 50,000Towns\times 2=100,000}$

${\displaystyle 10,000largetowns\times 5=50,000}$

That means the total number of signs the United States government has to put up every term in office is:

${\displaystyle 100,000+50,000=150,000}$

OMG! 150,000 But remember this is YOUR money being spend on useless crap that no one really gives a shit about.

Say each sign costs $500. they are huge and use a hell of a lot of metal. Lets see how this adds up: ${\displaystyle 150,000\times 500=75,000,000}$$75 million! What can that buy? Think about all the stuff that the US can do to help others in the rest of the world?

## Ideas

You COULD...

• Give the money to me.
• Buy probably billions of sheets of A4 paper (who cares about the 'letter' size?)
• Buy a football (yes soccer for you Yanks) team
• Set fire to it.
• Shag probably anyone you want.
• Feed Africa for 2 years.
• Go to war with Iran.
• Get more oil.
• Buy areas of land is Saudi Arabia where you could build an oil pipeline.
• Take a bath in piss.
• Give most of it to me.

OR...

• Fry an egg.
• Up the ante on a poker game.
• Chill a popsicle with a freezer.
• Kill all the trees with your 10,000 gas guzzling Hummers.
• &Join the Kyoto Agreement - I bet you don't know what the hell it is.
• You could learn the names for 10 countries in the world, other than: USA, Canada, Mexico, England and 'Eye'raq.
• Other and do nothing with it, give it to me?
• Ußerly pwn someone in a game.
• &Give them a virus.
• Would you kill someone you hate?
• And stop the public from ownling a gun. Seriously, the number of massacres have been stopped by banning guns.
• Nor do you rule the world, there are others, you know.
• King a pawn.
• Eat out of a fadge.
• Rent a movie?
• Sell yourself on eBay?