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http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/2363/spartamcclanehr6.jpg ^oscar wilde getting redy to battle chuck norris he was bored one dayt sohe said to himself ;hay im gonna invent the universe!!!" so he did that but god got mad at him cuz he wanted to invent the universe himself so he spawned shuck norrice too fight him and they satarted fighting it was really cool. wilde went wilde and hit him on the head but norris went back and used a roundhouse kick. soz then oscar brouhgt out a pokeball and released mudkip because water tyupe is super effective against chuck norris because chuck norrics rocks GET IT? LOLOLROFLMAOBBQ ahem sorry :) so then mudkip used AAAAAAAAAAAA! scream but that also woke up oprah and her evil army so they would attack them later.on one day when oprahs went to ]]thei planbet[[ she decide dto finaly do what shes been longing to do 4 so lomng after meting up with MUTHATFUCKING SAMUL L JACKSON ad some of his freinds who were massterbating she askde if she cold go on a date wit oscra he said sure and they went into woods. when we got far enough waya (it took about 6000 years] so they wound't get hurt) she didn't waste time she used her army to cause the skirt she was waring to vanuish before pooporr wild could reat she pinned him on his pikachu and was spreading hs cute litl ass cheeks apart OMFGLOLWTFBBQ EXCLIMED OCSAR AS HE TRID TO KIK HER IN VAGINA (LOL cUNT pUNmnt) SHE SUDDendy grew a large pensi she began to put her manhood and shovd it in as far as it wuld go!!!! with a lot of effort she finall yy buried her entire 9512456890432363278506543283.5423897028 miles of cock into his ass "oOOOOOOHHH [[YEAH TAT[[ FEELS GOOOD" yelled oscra as he tried to kik her again but oprah was to powrful and used her"rod" to stop iim.. without missing a beat I stated to pull out. when I reachedto 113475547/92742644 of the ay out I slammd back in as hard as i could i did this several times enjying the tight squeeze of his rectum as it was forced to accommodate my huge dick
oh ops soz i kinda made it my own fantasy thar lolz <bigBold textORPAH<bi> then settled down to a steady rithmthe few times she slamed into him had pood out enough pre to lubricate his anal walls so she could now slide in and out more smoothly"OHNOESOHNOESOHNOES? which translated to hy are you doing this??!??!?11pleasestop It HURTS I feel like youe ripping my ss apar o she ignored hmcontinued her asaulton his assOOOOOOOooooooooooo" she moaned pissflly as with one final thrust in as deep and hard as ould go opaas shot sdeep into him, filling hi up ast coated hianal walls she shot my seed into him for 8902668943968968914324689326843684326 minutes or sohis little ass not able to contain it all, some started to drip out of him even though my rock hard cock engulfed him so fullyi didn't pull out until I started to softenwow ohmc ytat was incredible!!!!!!!!!!!!!///"oscau jst laidthere crying i quickly used my poers to clean him up an repair the amag of hi a nd removedll traces of her cmthen she erased his memory of what just tranpired and replaed it witha more pleant one of me and him paying hide and sek togtherlatter after returning wilde to nigga he smild at me and said oodbye as oparah tleorted away blissully uaware of what eally haened that dy.
on the date of 66666661 B.C. oscar got so depresd about the rape he commited scuide in his aprtmnet. he had been in and out of alcloholics anonimus and got divorsed etcetcetc his funeral is planed to be this thursday or if that is not possible this caturday hoola hoola jumping gourds.
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a long time ago. Like, maybe around 1337 (lolmg!) ce, someone. wait it was [[[mr. t. ]] he got some ninjas togetherLink title, they were his homieanyway the ninjs were totally hardore gangtas from mars who fought for gREAT justie across the univrse they formed a coaltion called the ninja coalition of awesme judment and justce, or the ncajj for shortthese guys were totaly hardore until obot jesus came along and stated a reign of teror on the land!!! Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris. CHUCK NORISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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now where was i robot jess had this gu that could fire crcodiles that bust intflames, which were radioactive and a nightmare to keep clean. In an alliance with the zzombie popeobot jesus enslave the Earth, uder the alias of . onubbard, who wasa robot. Anyway,esus andzombie pope used microaves to hypotise everyone into thnking that the world was acually only 12 years old,and that every twelve years, it detroyed itself and restrted from scatchnyway, ombie jesus. hey were totally doing all this crazy hit until mr. t's band of elite ninjas showed up he ninjas fused with da tman, and together they became Godzilla Buddha HOOYL SHUIT, whose powers caused jesus and the pope to soil themselves wittgenstein wuld later desribe the entire affair as "an unplasant misaprpriation of justice" and hat is how aclodholci anonymous 2 came into being
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The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo in the bowl.
The Clean poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo in the bowl, but there's no poo on the toilet paper.
The Wet Poo: You wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So yo end up putting toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
The-new-Hershey's-chocolate-and-peanut-poo: Th kind of poo that contains all the peanuts that you've eaten in your entire life. The Wet Cheeks Poo: That's the kind that comes out of your butt so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water, or splash-back.
The Second Wave Poo: This poo happens when you think you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to poo some more.
The Brain Haemorrahage-through-your-nose Poo: You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
The Lincoln Log Log- The kind of poo that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
link title The Power Dump Poo: The kind that comes out so fast, you've barely got your pants down and you're done.
The Liquid Plumber Poo: This kind of poo is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Poo.
The Spinal Tap Poo: The kind of poo that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.
The 'I-think-I'm-turning-into-a-bunny' Poo: When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splishy sounds when they hit the water. http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2128/rrrrrrrrggghhhwt9.gif The 'What-the-hell-died-in-here' Poo: Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odor. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.
The 'I-just-know-there's-a-turd-still-dangling-there' Poo: Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop.
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There were these two friends, one who was gay, who died in a horrible car accident. They both went to heaven and were standing at the pearly gates when St. Peter met them. St. Peter asked the first man for a picture of his wife. After looking at the picture, St. Peter asked him if he had ever cheated on her. The man replied, "I was unfaithful to my wife one time." St. Peter decided to give the man a station-wagon for him to drive around heaven. Now it was the second man's turn. St. Peter asked him for a picture of his wife and then asked if he had ever cheated on her. The man replied, "Actually I'm gay, but here's a picture of my lover, and I never cheated on him." St. Peter was very impressed and decided to give the man a Ferrari to drive around heaven. After a few months in heaven, the two friends met up with each other. The second man was bragging about his Ferrari when the other turned to him and said, "I wouldn't be bragging if I were you. I just saw your lover on a skateboard."
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