How to speak spanish
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[edit] How To Speak Spanish
If you are here, that means you have decided to learn the language of mexico! Though it sounds hard to learn, it is really very simple.
[edit] Verbs
Lets start with some simple verbs that can be used in any mexican situation.
Run away, run away! - ¡Escápese, escápese!
Hurry! Jump the border! - ¡Apuro! ¡Salte la frontera!
Pass the weed - Pase la hierba
Get to work! - ¡Consiga para trabajar!
[edit] Nouns
Now that we have some action phrases down, lets learn some nouns!
Drugs - Drogas
Border - frontera
Taco - Taco
pot - olla
weed - hierba
[edit] Hechos divertidos
Uno - México no es parte de Estados Unidos.
Dos - Miami es 99% de personas mexicanas.
Tres - George W. El arbusto puede hablar a mexicano.
Cuatro - Todas drogas vienen de México. ¡El SEÑOR QUE ES ALGUNA HIERBA!
Cinco - Todos presidentes anteriores tienen vidas secretas en México.
Seis - Mario es de México. Duh.
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[edit] Fun Facts (english)
- Barak Obama is a mexican. Do not believe what he tells you, he is MEXICAN!
- Black Jesus helped the ancient world with his teaching of spanish to all people.
- Spanish is really an easy language to learn. Just ask Hitler.
- In spanish, "Do you speak Spanish?" is "What the fuck are you saying?"
[edit] See Also
[edit] External Links
http://www.humorsphere.com/humor/mexican_jokes.htm
http://www.basicjokes.com/mexican.php
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