Human Resources

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“The basis of human action is lack of imagination. It is the last resource of those who know not how to recite a mantra in silent meditation ”

~ Oscar Wilde on Human Resources

Human resources are resources needed for making money which unfortunately require some fake treatment, in contrast to financial resources, productive assets and materials.

They are commonly referred to outside of Business Management Science by the slang term "people."

Still, thanks to the exercise of Leadership, most human resources can be managed with similar efficiency to robots or financial and material resources.

The most challenging aspect of human resources is the need for eliminating their original tendency to act on their own initiative and, in, extreme cases, they will to utilize their natural intelligence. However, in modern times these threats have been almost totally eradicated by the use of the twin arts of Education and Leadership, the first most frequently applied on "people" even before they become employable as human resources, and the second one applied to eliminate any undesirable intelligence or initiative residues in adulthood. Remember: improving on your orders will be fatal to your success.