Humour
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Humour is the ability to describe people, objects, situations or words in an endlessly recursive way to evoke feelings of confusion and gayness in people. Being gay, however, is funny only on the British Isles. This should not be confused with Humor. Look at Eminem, he thinks it's funny to be white trash and put a gun to someone's face! Well guess what. IT IS! That was American humor. Note the funny difference in spelling!
The term derives from the British slang term Our Hum, meaning "the stink we make" or "how much we blow" (English: hum, literally: fartium, metaphorically: oral sex) which has been mixed in reverse into the one word Hum-our.
A sense of humour is the ability to experience humour, such as reading a Wikipedia article. For example, the Wikipedia Humour article describes humour as "evoking feelings of amusement", while describing Amusement as the state of experiencing humorous stuff. This is a fine example for slapstick, a subgenre of humour which in less humorous encyclopedias would rather be resolving with a banstick. Satire usually tends to mock the academic institute such as encyclopedias, and thus tends to appeal to more mature audiences. Non-satirical humour, such as pr0n, can be specifically termed "reactional droolery". [1] [2]
Humour is something you must have to be able to stand the promises of politicians. You show signs of having it if you find Conservapedia funny and not just plain scary.
[edit] Humour formulae
“I like bananas and Pineapples”
~ Oscar Wilde on This Page
“This is a quote by me, on this page.”
~ Captain Obvious on his quote, on this page
“In Soviet Russia, humour laughs at you!”
~ Russian Reversal on humour
“I smiteth thee!”
~ ALSH on This Page
Studies of modern theory of humour has discovered the perfect formula for creating humour (Euroipods, 2005):
go > eat > shit > fuckers [3]
Another go > suck > an > apple <- True statment by a Tom Cruise Missile
Commmon figures of humor are the following;
Deadpool, The Person Sitting beside you, And THAT GUY.
“I farted and it said, "Friday night"”
~ A quote that is not funny
