Hydrochloric acid

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“This is all about the safe sex. I WANT SEX!”

~ Japanese Commenting on sex

Hydrochloric Acid is a chemical compound made up of two elements (named after the people who invented them), Hydrochlor (a klingon) and Ric (my next door neighbour who told me all this) Ric has been dead for over 20 years. In fact, I probably should of layed off the kittens before writing this.

[edit] Chemical properties of Hydrochloric acid

HCl is an acid right! So it's just like all other acids, it tastes yummy, and is applied frequently by young couples who want to have sex in chemical plants, or the x-men creators. A bit like sperm - though stronger. It's good for cleaning your penis or vagina, - the acid really gets rid of the STDS. Teenagers find it useful to apply it generously to spots, and it pretty much reduces risk of infection to 0.0001% (does not apply to Chuck Norris).

HCl reacts with sodium hydroxide (another chemical that's good for cleaning your genitals and is perfectly safe) to form the highly toxic sodium chloride (an object used for torturing snails, and rubbing oneself for a slow and painful emo suicide); it also produces Dihydrogen monoxide, a chemical so dangerous it should be banned.

[edit] Safety

HCl occurs naturally in the body. In fact it's in the penis. Created so that horny humans don't catch too many STDS, and wipe out all the humans and we all die. REMEMBER SAFE SEX KIDS!