my hobbeys include: dogs, cats, \and pancakes. I ESPESCALLY ENJOY MAPLE SIRUP ON YOUR DAD \ YOUR KEYBOARD and MY PANCAKES NOT FORGETTIN ON MY CHEESE. NOT ON MY PETS THO LOL la la la la la la la
My name is Mindy Adelson and I am 3 and I live in a [untranslatable]. I LOVE SPORKS
I HAVE 999903432 KIDS BUT I AM VERY SINGLE, PEOPLE
I am even willing to try it with a sixty nine year old woman!!! I'm getting YOUNGER AND older and need excietment!
When I'm at home i Iove to watch other shows tho like The Pirce Is Right, Bob Barker is so funny! And Im part of a female bowling league (BOISE REGIONAL SECONDPLACE CHAMPIONS 2005 WHOO!). my ex husband is a bastard, i hate him!!!!
THIS IS MY EX HUSBAND. HE IS LIKE THE DEVIL TO ME SO I DREW HIM WITH A PITCHFORK AND A BEARD AND HORNY HORNS.
MY PETS ARE MY LIFE OMG. THEY ARE SOOOOOOOO CYUOOOOTE! look at little daniel, he is a five month old labrador pup (this was taken when he was just 1 month0
my husbands hand is in this picture so i took it out. but daniel is so cute even with his filthy hand in there!!! I thougth my husband was sleeping with my best friend cindy but I found out he was sleeping with the furncae guy, Tom the Faggy Furnace Guy. I don't have aids, I checked. I then married myself, that way if I cheat on Myself, I can make sure Me never cheats on Myself again. I kicked Myself in the balls for looking at that fine man, when I was standing beside me. I hate Myself. I wanna divorce I so there will only be Me. I can't depend on myself anymore. I can only trust Me. I hope My ex husband sees this picture and crys himself to sleep at night.
I AM IN AN ONGOING CUSTODDY BATTLE SO I MAY NOT UPDATE THIS WEBVAGE MUCH OFTEN. I AM ALSO NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT MY CHILDREN DUE TO LEGAL CONCERNS, NOT THAT I WOULD WANT TO ANYWAYS. NOW ENOUGH ABOUT ME, LET'S TALK ABOUT ME. I HAVE THE CUTEST LITTLE SMILE IN THE WORLD. I LOVE MY EYES, MY NOSE, MY EARS, MY MOUTH, MY FEET, MY TOES.....I KNOW I'M MORE SPECIAL THAN YOU. I PUT THE I IN TEAM. I MADE LASAGNA, IS ME READY TO EAT? I AM THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. I AM THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE. I AM KIND TO EVERYONE, IF THEY ARE ME. I AM THE COOLEST PERSON I KNOW. I ONCE WANTED TO KILL THE SEXIEST PERSON ON EARTH ONCE, THEN I FOUND OUT IT WAS ME. I LIKE TO EAT APPLES AND BANANAS. I CAN SHOW ME THE WORLD. SHINNING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID. I'M DELICIOUS, I'M DELIGHTFUL, I'M DELOVELY. WHEN I GROW UP, I WANNA BE JUST LIKE ME. I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST, THAT NO ONE EVER WAS. CATCHING ME IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN ME IS MY CAUSE. I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS MY LAND SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE, EACH POKEME CAN UNDERSTAND THE POWER I PROVIDE. POKEME,IT'S ME AND ME, I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY,. POKEME, OH I'M MY BEST FRIEND, IN A WORLD I MUST DEFEND. POKEME, GOTTA CATCH ME, OH SO TRUE, MY JOURNEY WILL PULL ME THROUGH. I'LL TEACH ME AND YOU ARE SCREWED, POKEME, GOTTA CATCH ME ALL . GOTTA CATCH ME ALL, POKEME! MY MOM KNOWS I'M AWESOME. I AM THE AWESOMEST PERSON ON EARTH. YOU DOESN'T EXSIST IN MY VOCABULARY.MY BRAIN IS A SUPERHUMAN COMPUTER. ALL YOUR BASDE ARE BELONG TO ME. I SET YOU UP THE BOMB. ME, ME, ME, ME TOO!
LOOK AT THE BANANANANA ITS SOOOO HAWT!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!111111!!
These are my favorite heroes:
Myself, My Mom (Me), Bob Saget, Me, I, Not You, Número Uno, Jebus, My Hand, My Wife (Me), My Husband (Me), Pee Mee Herman, and Chuck Norris.
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