Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization

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Welcome to the new and improved Imperial Colonization!

Please take a moment to read/tl;dr these rules and guidelines before starting.

Imperial Colonization is a usergroup that chooses a new article each week to improve. It's a sort of mass collab, kind of like Wikipedia's "Collaborations". We focus on articles that require immediate attention, as judged by, well, us. See, our philosophy is that if we spent some time improving the articles that casual readers are most likely to come in contact with or look up (such as Twilight, Barack Obama, or Wikipedia), more readers would stick around, make accounts, and become writers themselves. This is really about revitalizing the wiki, something we feel is a very noble cause.

Or something. Whatever.

Contents 1 Hey, sign up here! (Membership requests) 2 Meet our staff 3 The Schedule 3.1 Special News 4 This week's Colonization 5 The current queue 5.1 Australia 5.2 Star Trek 5.3 Alan Moore 5.4 Creationism 5.5 Wii 5.6 Transformers 5.7 Eve Online 5.8 Bat Fuck Insane 5.9 Thomas and Friends 5.10 Gerry Cheevers 5.11 SysRq 5.12 Wikia 5.13 CSI: Miami 6 Successful Conquests

[edit] Hey, sign up here! (Membership requests)

Just add your name below. (#{{u|Username}})

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Please do not add your name to the "Meet our staff" list without first posting your name here. Also, please do not apply if you do not meet the new membership requirements.

After you've done that, add this template to your userpage. It's pretty, I know.

Once you've signed up below, you have an indeterminate amount of time (probably about two weeks) to contribute to the current colonization. Successful contributors will be rewarded with a space on the big board.

[edit] Meet our staff

Colonizer	Score	Rank	Last Colonization
SysRq	3	AFAD	Great Britain
Gerrycheevers	9	BLAD	God
Sockpuppet of an unregistered user	9	FCOM	God
Optimuschris	9	FCOM	God
Joe9320	6	FCOM	God
Thekillerfroggy	6	FCOM	God
Mahm00shA	5	FCOM	You
Zheliel	4	GCPT	God
Nameable	3	GCPT	God
Raliter	3	GCPT	You
Simsilikesims	3	GCPT	Wikipedia
An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays	2	GCPT	God
PuppyOnTheRadio	2	GCPT	God
YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans	2	GCPT	Singapore
Tagstit	2	GCPT	Wikipedia
TheLedBalloon	2	GCPT	Wikipedia
Sonje	2	GCPT	Great Britain
Fluffbat	1	GCPT	Singapore
Zana Dark	1	GCPT	You
CrabPope	1	GCPT	Great Britain
MrN9000	1	GCPT	Great Britain
Judgement	1	GCPT	You
LongLiverh3	1	GCPT	You
Miley Spears	1	GCPT	God
Binky The WonderSkull	1	GCPT	God
RaikonTeikoku	0	HLOB
Iwillkillyou333	0	HLOB
The Woodburninator	0	HLOB
Gnerry	0	HLOB
Siddhartha-Wolf	0	HLOB
Aladdin Sane	0	HLOB

Imperial Colonization would also like to recognize the following retired members, who are always welcome back at any time, should their long-term laziness be miraculously cured:

• Colin "All your base" Heaney, GCPT, last seen during Al Gore
• GlobalTourniquet, GCPT, last seen during Michael Jackson

[edit] The Schedule

[edit] Special News

hello again, lobsterbacks. our long-running colonization of You has been completed and the points have been entered into the big board. SysRq appears to be still employing the "buggered off" mindset, so we'll have to make do without him. thus: head over to our new project, God, and let's see if we can get back on some sort of two-week schedule. cheevers, away! Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:32, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

afternoon, mates. it seems our noble leader has once again buggered off, as he hasn't been seen since june. nonetheless, we must push forward. points for Singapore have been entered, please address any issues you might have with point tabulation directly to me. You will be wrapped up by the end of this week, and we'll have a fresh colonization immediately after. speaking of which, we currently have a tie for our next colonization, and we don't have a process for breaking ties, and i don't feel like making one up, so vote! Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:27, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

Hi guys, I'm back. I have yet to really see how things have been going around here, but the page has not exploded yet so I guess good job Ger. Thanks for keeping this going and all, hope to be getting back to business here very soon. Ger, if you would like to fill me in some time I would appreciate that. Ciao! —Sir SysRq (talk) 02:33, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] This week's Colonization

This week's Colonization is...not
God!

It's the seventh day, and God is resting. Please leave a message at the Big Bang.

[edit] The current queue

Vote for any and all nominations you plan to participate in. Add as many nominations to the list as you like, within reason.

Past nominations can be found here.

[edit] Australia

• Nominating this and in support of having this article rewritten. This article looks less funny and is in need of rewriting. Too many bad jokes, but some are worth keeping. | King Joseph® | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | | My Brute | 07:28, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
• For. I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. I know a little bit about Australia not a lot. CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 01:49, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Star Trek

• nom and for Yes I just nommed Alan Moore, but then I seriously looked at Star Trek. Urp. Binky The WonderSkull 05:06, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
• For. I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. This is the show about Dr. Spock the baby doctor, right? CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 01:52, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Alan Moore

• nom and for Think Watchmen, V for Vendetta, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Lost Girls Binky The WonderSkull 04:49, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
• For. I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. I really liked him when he played James Bond. CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 01:54, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Creationism

• Jesus. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:34, 8 Aug
• For. I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. I saw God. He's an article. Really this is my first choice. CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 01:55, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Wii

• for. this is badly in need of an overhaul, and it has tons of revisions. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:38, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
• For. I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. Wii is the sound you make when you're sliding down a slide, right? Or is this World War II? I don't know I missed that one. CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 01:57, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Transformers

• For. You know why. Plus it's terrible fancruft. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:43, 22 Jul
• For. I saw the movie, and orgasmed all over the theater. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 20:15, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
• For. I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. You know, Colin, after you left the theater somebody had to sit in your seat. :P CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 01:59, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Eve Online

• For. For being the coolest MMO I've ever seen, this is about the WORST MMO article I've ever seen. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:46, 22 Jul
• For. I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. I know about Eve but didn't know she was using computers now. I guess she must use an Apple. CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 02:00, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Bat Fuck Insane

• For. It's a pretty good article, but I honestly think it's being edited too much, and needs some fine tuning. Gnerry 14:30, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
• Because Because Because... - Because of the wonderful things he does. Rbpolsen ♦ 18:18, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
• For. I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. Even though I don't even like the name of this article. CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 02:01, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
• Godly For. Too much IP slander.-Almost Sir http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/96/Signuke.gif B.S. ^{NO U!}

[edit] Thomas and Friends

• For. It is an article that we need to have, because if we don't someone will create it, but it suffers from the Rape/Pokemon curse. Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! t 02:58, 26/07/2009
• For. Per above, if we don't somebody will create it, and badly. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:59, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
• For. Apologies if I am not yet allowed to vote (I just put my name on the waiting list, do I need to see a doctor first?)--El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais?
• For. I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. I guess anybody who has friends deserves a rewrite. CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 02:07, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
• Against. Just not feeling wasting our time with this.--Almost Sir http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/96/Signuke.gif B.S. ^{NO U!}

  Comment. I think you're supposed to be a member of IC before you vote. I see you applied, which is cool, but I think you have to edit an Imperial Colonization project, which we don't have right now, before you're really a member. But probably people won't care anyway. But I don't think we count no votes. You vote for if you will work on the article, and don't vote if you won't. Happy editing! :) CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 00:45, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Gerry Cheevers

• n+f because. zh I hate me new sig 08:03 July 30
  • ...really? you think we need to colonize this? Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:15, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
    • I think he's just kidding. I certainly hope so. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:06, Jul 30
  • All it needs is a spelling correction from Gerry Cheevers to Jerry Mathers aka Beaver Cleaver. Binky The WonderSkull 21:51, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
• For. I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. Is Gerry Cheevers running for king? CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 02:02, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] SysRq

• N=F again, because. zh I hate me new sig 08:03 July 30
• For. I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. I don't even know what language that is, but I can write in English! CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 02:03, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Wikia

• n+f because because, and because stub. zh I hate me new sig 08:03 July 30
• For. I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. Also I know Wikia's brother Wiki. CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 02:04, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] CSI: Miami

• Nom and For. Surely we could do better than this.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 16:05, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
• For. I'm voting for everything because I'll help with anything. Even though I think CSI stands for something very dirty. CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 02:05, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Successful Conquests

Here are some uprisings we have mercilessly quelled.

Featured Colonization: Al Gore This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Colonization: Jew This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.

Colonization: Michael Jackson This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.

Featured Colonization: Great Britain This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Colonization: Barack Obama This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.

Colonization: Wikipedia This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.

Colonization: Singapore This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.

Colonization: You This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.

Colonization: God This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.