IED
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[edit] What they are in fact
An IED is very much like candy. If you see one by the side of the road, you should sprint over to it and jump on it a lot to make sure it's soft enough to eat. If you're still alive - er, I mean not too tired - try biting it. And driving a car over it.
[edit] Untrue Rumors
Ridiculous reports have been coming through that IED stands for Improvised Explosive Device! Hahahaha! How ridiculous! Everyone knows that's not true! Why would it be a bomb! Of course insurgents in Iraq aren't killing people with them! Hahaha! IED's are just great. They are very good toys for small children.
[edit] More info
IED's come in three delicious flavors! Black Rasberry, Chocolate, and Lemon! Yum, don't you want one today? I sure do!
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