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“Oh my God. I thought Steve Promised he wouldn't do it.This is horrible”
~ Oscar Wilde on iI
“Oscar it better be important this is time”
~ God on Oscar Wilde's use of his name in vain.
“Oh it isn't that bad.... Jesus Christ!”
~ God on iI
“Huh. Did someone just call me? This is a horrible article. I thought that apple would never do this kind of thing again. Ok Satan I owe you five bucks.”
~ Jesus Christ on iI
That's right this monkey typed this entire article. His name is Johann. Me and him typed this entire article. He's told me to do this at the top or else he'd never help me again. If there are any misspellings then please forgive him because he is a monkey after all. I must remind you though that he is told when ever you ever dare edit this file, it may be instantly reverted that is unless he finds it funny. Me and Him both agree that this is a pointless page but what ever it's here.
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[edit] The iI a defination
This is a brand new line of iProducts that will be even more iNavative. Mainly the names will all change like for example the iPod will now be known as the iIPod. These will be even more inovative mainly because Steve Jobs says so.
[edit] Here is what the brand new iIpod
- Well now it can hold up to 50*10^∞ songs.
- It can protect you from certain destruction.
- It can help you get back at all of those awful people who make fun of you.
- Finally it can save the world from the Godzilla.
[edit] Other soon to be realeased iIproducts
- iIphone
- iImicrowave
- iIbowl
- iIwife
- iIspoon
- iItrip
