I Can't Believe It's Butter
What Is I Can't Believe It's Butter?
I Can't Believe It's Butter is a low-quality butter product marketed as an industrial lubricant created by drunk-ass hilbillies with an IQ of -5. I Can't Believe It's Butter is also very poisonous to anyone's health, causing you to have Type 74 Diabeties(which makes you weigh 175infinity pounds COMPLETELY overweight.
The retarded product is a yellowish, viscous liquid typically used to enlarge virgin's penises, (or in the case of Dave Mustaine's penis). It's made of hormones, sperm, smashed testicals, and a hint of viagra to make a 2 inch penis into a COLLOSAL 300 FT DINOSUAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I Can't Believe It's Butter is making your penis too big, or if your infant or animal accidently swallowed the substance, contact your local poison control center immediately. Sighn-effects may include explosion(your penis explodes), upset stomach, testicle cancer, or even THE CLAP! GONOREAH!
Consumer reaction to I Can't Believe It's Butter met the original expectations more than the company had ever hoped before.
"WHAT THE FUCK," said one tester, "THIS TASTE LIKE CRAP! I CAN'T EVEN BELIVE THAT THEM STUPID-ASS MOTHERFUCKER HILLBILLIES WOULD MAKE I CAN'T BELIVE IT'S SHIT!!!" The customer paused to find the perfect words for the flavor. "This tastes like BALLS!!!"
Other samplers refused to even eat the sample that they'd be given without having their 2 inch penises explode to pieces, despite earlier agreements to do so. "MY PENIS....IT'S DEAD! IT'S SO FUCKING DEAD!!!!" said one sampler. The government even attemp to sue the Retarded Hillbillie's Products for creating such horrible chaos and apocalypse to all men, and won andd got $300,530,295,975,123,257 from the company that made this product.
The company, just based on these two reactions, has considered all of their work a complete success. No one yet has believed their product to be butter.
Not even a single retarded person.
- I Can't Believe It's Not a Hyperlink.