I Don't Give A
Nominally governed by Biff, this town has been gubernatorialy run for 214 years. It is well-known for its epidemics of smallpox and its production of sheep-lined shoes, which have been described by experts as “sort of cute.”
A prime candidate for urban development, I Don’t Give A plans to present a bid for the 2012 Winter Olympics. Current Mayor Guy Pierce describes their chances of winning the bid as being “hilariously low,” but adds “what else have we got to do?” Poll results showed that indeed, there was nothing else to do.