I Know Why the Huckamocking Finnbird Sings

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I Know Why the Huckamocking Finnbird Sings is a novel by Chinese author and former U.S. President Harper Lee. This book won Lee the Pulitzer Prize for Best Chinese Writing in 398 AD.

A sequel was made called Tequila Mocking Bird, it is considered by many to be superior to the original.

Plot[edit]

As a young child in China, Harper Lee has a live huckamocking finnbird in her bedroom as a pet. Everyday, at exactly 11:11am, the pet bird sings the song "Drop it Like It's Hot" by Stevie Wonder. Lee is confused about this and sets off to see why her caged bird sings.

Controversy[edit]

Some literary scholars assert that Truman Capote, not Harper Lee, was in fact the true author I Know Why the Huckamocking Finnbird Sings. This confusion arose after Lee shrunk down Capote with her Chinese shrinking ray and ravenously consumed him in one bite with her rice dinner.


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