I Met This Kid Named Jesus of Nazareth

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[edit] So this Jesus guy

One strange day i was walking through Israel and then it stuck me, I always wondered how far it would be from Israel to Soviet Russia. So i set off. I didn't bother to tell my parents where i was going, mainly because i don's exacly like them. So as i was walking i came along this lil dude who called him self Jesus. So just like what i say to every lil dude i meet i said "Hey Stooge". Then the lil guy started telling me a story, it went a little like this; "Once there was two men. One was the richest man in the whole of Salt Lake City and the other was the poorest. The rich man used the religion as a way of making money but the poor man was a religious fanatic (like the rest of salt lake city) and used the church and God's love in the right way, he gave everything he owned to the church even though the church is the most rich organisation known to man (mainly because they don't spend any money). The poorest man one day was begging (for the church) and came along the rich man. The rich man was not wiling to donate any money so thee poor man threatened that he would end up in the hottest pool of lava in all of hell if he did not donate at least 25c. The rich man did not like the idea of this so he called the police and the poor man spent the rest of his life in prison.(This finally explains how much pot 50 cent was smoking when he named his album get rich ot die trying) The end" Personly i thought it was the most shit speach i have ever heard but by the end a large crowd had gathered. I still think today that that large crowd is the large group who acculy believe what Bush says or it could be the large group of people who watch Fox News