Imaginary unit

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Imaginary unit is created by C.S.Lewis, in order to be used in his universe, known as Narnia.

Examples of imaginary units[edit]

  • feet (ft.) A unit of how awfully one's feet smells. You have 25 ft, while Junichiro Koizumi has 10 ft.
  • ounce (oz.) A unit of ability used in warp. You need 668 oz to go to Oz from Narnia, 427 oz to Gondor.
  • orz (or.) A unit of depression. When you are served a jug of beer(500cc) with a dead fly(1g) by a person(100kg), you feel 50 orz.