Impersonations of Famous Tragedies

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Throughout the history of man, man has searched for comedy in everthing we do. In our own misgiving, in mankind's folly, even in our public libaries. The invention of the internet has made this quest even easier. But one of the best, and funniest, sources of jokes, is surely any major tragedy, usually a horrific one. For this reason, throughout the ages, victims of said tragedies have been constantly lampooned and impersonated. Here at Uncyclopedia, we aim to present the best in comedy, and so here we give you

[edit] Famous Tragedies

“Oh no! My stomach has a bullet in it!”

~ Virginia Tech Victim

“Oh no! The Killing Fields!”

~ Cambodian

“Oh no! The Plane!”

~ New Yorker

“Oh no! The Plane!”

~ That midget off fantasy Island

“Oh no! The gas!”

~ A Jew

“Oh no! The Wave!”

~ Indonesian man

“Oh no! My House!”

~ New Orleanean

“Oh no!”

~ Mr. Bill

“Oh no! A fellow student!”

~ Columbine High School student

“Oh no! The bullies!”

~ Kipland Kinkel

“Oh no! My Testicles!”

~ Any of the Bee Gees

“Oh no! Where my chicken?”

~ Kenyan

“Oh no! AIDs!”

~ African

“Oh no! A Stingray!”

~ Steve Irwin

“Oh no! My Wife!”

~ That guy that did the voice of Lionel Hutz

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