Infraday

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

This apparently sober pig had nothing to do with Infraday. But it still does have a tattoo on it's bottom.

Infraday is a traditional holiday celebrated in Poland however, due to its vague and incoherent origins, is not recognized the Polish government and in fact may or may not have existed.

[edit] History

[edit] The Beginning - 1668–1900

The history of Infraday began approximately in 1668 by a Polish warlord Macsa Werosz who defeated the British army of 50,000 troops during a dark and anointed Friday night. After his victory, notably after his death, this victory was celebrated around the world by the phrase "The Dark And Anointed Friday Night Which Brought Werosz Victory", which eventually was banned by the British invaders around the world. During the time of this ban, the phrase was shortened to "In Friday" and became a significant factor during the American Civil War, on both sides, to motivate the troops to victory. On a scrapped edition of the Communist manifest, Karl Marx himself included a chapter dedicated to "In Friday" but it was removed by the British officials. In Poland however, it was revealed in 1670 that Macsa Werosz was actually a potato farmer, who opposed the constantly raising amount of invisible weed farmers by inventing an alcoholic potato, which made him hallucinate and generate stories about British invaders and their defeat.

[edit] The Fish, The Potato And The Disgusting Meat

What the hell is this picture doing here? Seriously, I don't have a bloody idea. An Orangutan. Seriously.

Once upon a time around 1945, a Japanese soldier was eating sushi on a shore. Many historians believe that he was feeding himself, when fundamentalist lawyers have tried to prove the man was actually eating Jesus' most hidden secret, his true identity of a fish. We are not informed what happened during this period, but it is only known that the alcoholic potatoes suddenly rushed into the market, and started to sell like potatoes. The plot twisted and resulted in a catastrophe which didn't exceed any kind of Richter measures.

[edit] Some Ages And Death - 814–1366

At some point the sales of alcoholic potatoes came down and the usage of pesticides became familiar to the Polish people. It was said that toxicating your brains with real toxins was a lot more efficient than using milder substances, such as alcoholic potatoes (though a man called Sykenzy Savelj considered eating his own toenails as a total brainwasher.) Vlendre Krombz, a well-known Polish scientist, finally discovered that when you spell the celebrated day of "In Friday", it really does sound like "Infraday". From then on, he drank a lot of pesticides and died to chronic exmobophilia. As an useless trivia it is interesting to know that the pestites which eventually ate Krombz's corpse, started to see dreams about potatoes and vodka.

To be specific, this whole chapter requires the inventing of a time machine. However no one seems to care, so it is encouraged to keep on reading. Maybe there will be monkeys... or an Orangutan.

[edit] The End Of Infraday?

The end is near. And in black and white as well.

Somehow, it is a widely known fact that Infraday didn't in fact exist. At least without it's most important counterpart, the special commentary "The Making of Sense" available on TUED-format across the country. Without dance, you cannot concentrate on your trance to proceed making sense.

Some scientists say that it was. Some say that it wasn't. It isn't so important to know about the thrill-seeking and highly innovating end of Infraday, because Polish sausages are on sale. And who wouldn't like a nice warm Polish sausage?