Insane
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“I'm not Insane!!! ...My reality is just a little different to yours”
~ Dave Lewis on his mental state
“I reject your reality, and substitute my own!”
~ Adam Savage on going insane
“We prefer the term "mentally hilarious"”
~ A doctor on insanity
“BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!! BIRD IS THE WORD BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD!!!!!!!! BIRD IS THE WORD BA BA BA BI- oops, shit mah pants. How embarrassing”
~ An insane guy on the word
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[edit] Preface
Hello. I think I'm catching a cold. Maybe it's trying to catch me. There are things that I see. Colds, mostly. Demonic slime molds from hell that have screamed and told the world that I, am, in fact, a panda from the land of nod. "So be it!"I say. "SO BE IT AND I SHALL MOVE TO THE LAN OF NOD, WHICH ART MY ANCESTRAL HOMELAND AND I SHALL GROW TOMATOES AND BEETS AND SELL THEM TO MY FELLOW PANDA BRETHREN!
And so it was, until the grues came one day, out of the blue. And by out of the blue I mean out of my right foot. They marched into the land of Nod with a vengeance, laying waste to the area and planting crops of LSD in neat rows, then throwing my Panda brethren left and right for no reason other that the destruction of my beloved homeland.
I swore then, that I would inflict the same fate upon them.
So, to begin, I summoned a Daemon of 4chan , Charles Manson, Obama, and 953,000 copies of you to the stage of the theater what was inhabited with anthropomorphic rats to do battle with the forces of grue that had attacked the land of nod what was inhabited with the panda and thus we come to this article right here, with me in a straitjacket, looking at you...aren't you tasty?
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NO ONE ON UNCYC HAS NOTICED THAT THERE ARE 4 ARTICLES ABOUT INSANE?? THERE'S Insane, Insanity, Bat Fuck Insane AND User:Hamster6/bfi
Many scientists have argued intensely over the pros and cons of what can be labeled Insane. The common belief is that Insane is a self-proclaimed god while others believe it is the highest level of intelligence one is able to achieve. Showing any signs of behaviour, including but not limited to, talking to invisible people, talking to visible people who are wearing capes or other clothes that would suggest they are insane, riding a motorbike into the White House, talking louder than necessary, wearing tap-dancing shoes to a library or the movies, encountering an enormous waterbourne rabbit, voting Green Party, correcting minor spelling mistakes, actually liking the fourth Indiana Jones movie, running naked through a leper colony, signing up for the Navy, agreeing with Obama, and looking for a million dollars in garbage dumpsters. Insane can also be more subtle. For instance one may not suspect their neighbors are insane for digging holes and burying bodies in them in their backyard and being spotted at the hardware store a lot buying shovels, chainsaws, and other power tools until one day their neighbors are walking in circles around their mailbox for no apparent reason. One effect of insaness is reading the same line of this article over and over again. One effect of insaness is reading the same line of this article over and over again. One effect of insaness is reading the same line of this article over and over again. One effect of insaness is reading the same line of this article over and over again. One effect of insaness is reading the same line of this article over and over again. One effect of insaness is reading the same line of this article over and over again. One effect of insaness is reading the same line of this article over and over again. One effect of insaness is reading the same line of this article over and over again. One effect of insaness is reading the same line of this article over and over again.
[edit] What is Insane?
Insane is an expression used by locals in the of the town of Sane to describe themselves with relation to the rest of the world. A state of mind that usually brings on the illusion that there is someone out there, be it God, the FBI or just some random person who is trying to rob, rape, pillage and plunder the quiet town of Sane. The town being a metaphor for one's own comfort zone of everything they believe to be true, or measuring up to reality. Being Insane, you can experience such things as seeing hippos and elephants jumping on the couch, or frogs saying "Burn the House' and they always listen. Always. A man I once knew said, "Once an insane man came up to me and said, "Why did someone decide to smash your face in with a banjo?" I was farley insulted, so I took a whack at him and he actually thanked me for it." Being insane can be caused by being Drunk , or taking too many drugs. Also, one could refer to someone as being Dom, in which case one would b referring to dom le crazed madman, and one would be inferring that one is insane-lost all sanity.
[edit] Some Insane Speech
Some words of an insane person:
"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."
"i think there for i am insane"
"Y'know, Joining this furry fandom doesn't seem like a bad idea, y'know?"
"Isn't Spam the most delicious thing ever?!"
"Wibble"
"Dumptruck thinks its running up the assramp!!! =D"
"NO!!! YOU'RE A STRAIGHT ELF WEARING A FAG HAT!"
".........................................Oh Pilgrim....Grey....."
"Cowbell must search nematoad numbnut baaaadddddd!!"
"i herd u leik mudkipz"
"zzzzzzzzz...Bitch YOU MOVE OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ESCALATOR!!! You gawn stand there like some kinda...sweaty stack of pancakes!...and the...zzzzzzzzzzzz shit, man, I'm mofugghin will feed yo dog the rest of my biscuit, Ion'tgivefuck he gets the sugar shits all over my rug!!!...and I gah... zzzzzzzzzzzzz...a curse on Moors and saracens. Were it not for their ungodly ways, Rockin Robin would never have left!...zzzzzzzz...sheedlydeedlydee...zzzzzzzzz.....shit it's rough, man. I don't know where to start or where to begin, man."
"Hey why don't we go to Zimbabwe for our holidays this year?
"Hello, oh Great Master!! How did you know I was there? Oh, I know, you are the one that was there. Do you like papa new guinie oh i don't. I hate America. Its got too many elephants walking around... Goodnight!"
"Fly shoo bother fly me oh damn these bother fly me oh man I hate fly I smack them and then I run because it come to sting me because oh no it a bee wasp what doooo I doooo? I run for my life!! ahhh mummy mammy! help meeeeeeeeeeeeeee then I ok because I pass out and it fly away."
"Daddy?... Can I buy a duck? No son!... The war is over... We dont have to worry no more..."
"Oh where has the gorbert gone too now?... Oh dear, it has taken my face.. ooooo!!
"Are you sure you haven't just glued a pixie to your ego and licked it????"
"The lump of priceless confetti looked at his best man and smiled. He had never seen such a great oath! The humanity!"
"I think Warren G. Harding was an EXCELLENT president"
"AaaaaaruUUUGUGHHHH OHMYGOD WAHT THE ---- AHAHAHAHAHWHATSTHATLITTELBIRDINTHEWinDOWAAHAHAHAHAHHiONEsawAFUCKINGMANDIEAHHAHEHAJAKSKKUGH!"
"Look, its the rare gray wobbler bird there very rare I hate the ------------- lets beat the shit out of it"
"Awww, there are gut's all over the floor man. Pick those up---oh, thats right YOU AREN'T REAL D: -Blows up-"
"I have a Potato story!!!!"
"My daddy is going to beat up your waffle good, you just what you goddamn English muffin man!"
"Do you want a popsicle.....wait i forgot i don't have any.......whats your name again????
"YABBA... MY... ICING!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Duff Boy Two...Golden EHHHHHHHHH?"
"EAT YAH PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHSLAAAAAAY!"
"I just punched my own face so bad that it melted and went up my anus, so now i wear myself as a mask and it's very uncomfortable because that dog has been looking at me all night and i thing I'm about to be stabbed by Buddha and his evil henchmen. AAARGH the sky keep throwing little droplets of water at me and we all know that water is bad for witches. Hi Yogi bear how's everything hanging? I hate both whites and blacks! everyone should be given small ducks for Christmas..." (we couldn't use the whole quote due to length issues.)
"I like cheese, and cake, but I want you more and computers are awesome, but the Tyrannosaurus just came and ate my do you like waffles, because waffles tasted better than trampolines but then Mars came and shot up on some steak while in the meantime Superman was watching T.V. while eating a Bob the builder jumped up out of an airplane while King Elizabeth was eating wires in the third stage of alcoholism is a bad thing, because it can hurt other bacteria in the Jurassic period of time in which The Jeff, was boundin' boundin' and reboundin' up and down main street while the Secretary was blowing a hot air baloon took off in Africa and my son wanted to be a doctor so he went to Clown School and then some TADA!!!!!! Take that you stupid cyborgs you can't get me!!! DIE!!! You'll always take me alive!!! Don't eat the fish!!!..."
[edit] Insane mutterings
The insane state of mind has often provoked people in such a way as to make them produce strange, hostile noises:
"Waggga waggga wagga!"
"Hurdy Gurdy, Bork! Bork! Bork!"
"Ooh ee, ah-ah-ah ping pang wanna wanna ting tang"
"Ni, pang, and nuuuu womp!"
"Noo-kyoo-ler."
"Waaaaaaaagh da orks!"
"Tingle, Tingle, kooloo-limpah!"
"Kachaow, Mewumptness, adkkkakkdaak, phua!"
"BWAHA!"
[edit] Where is Sane/How do I get to Sane?
Sane is a town located just within the borders of the State of Mind
When asked for directions to his humble town, one local was quoted as saying: "Where is Sane?" To which the answer was: "That's easy, just take Dull Road past Reasonable Conclusions Boulevard to the state line. Just don't think you can take the freeway. It's completely screwballed."
The quaint town of Sane is located at the crossroad between Reality and Phiction. It is quite close to the main stream, but as the locals say: “You can’t be In Sane and in the Main Stream at the same time.”
This map shows the town of Sane, the crossroad is the only way in or out of town and it gets a lot of traffic. The locals believe this is why it's so upset.
[edit] Does it have something to do with Insanity?
No, though puns have been recovered in Sane that have drifted across the Sea Of Righteous Fire from Insanity. In ancient times, the small town of Sane was once called Wisdom and Knowledge until a great fire ripped through the city on account of a resident from Insane who proclaimed himself emperor and burned down their library; robbing them of all their recorded documentation of know-how. Another citizen of Insane later came and played a magic flute that led all the the rats into the Main Stream; robbing them of their test subjects. Those few accounts seem to have some relations to Insanity, however vague it may seem.
[edit] Major exports
Nuts (mainly cashew) and raisin cakes from the local factory Fruitcakes in Sane. It is also the home town of most of the world’s politicians who were brought up in the town's surrounding rural areas where the animals also produce some of the highest quality Horse Manure in the world.
[edit] Biographical info on the Township of Sane
It is well known by neighbouring towns that the Town of Sane has no collective sense of humour. It is also common knowledge that the people in the town of Sane have the worst parties, compared to the parties from other towns In Mind. The town's net population is just over 9,000. 95% of the people living in Sane are politically moderate, with the remaining 5% split between moderate right wing and moderate left wing. The town's four major industries are the manufacture of saltine crackers, Horse Manure, nuts, and politicians.
Uncyclopedia is hosted by Wikicities which is located in Sane.
[edit] Truth
No sane person will ever accomplish great things.
[edit] External links
- For Sale, by
Mental Patientex-Mayor
- The Insanes 2 communities are hosted here... Insanes Gaming & Unreal Musix!
- Time Cube This metaphorically represents the township of Sane. If you don't accept the Time Cube, you are Insane.
[edit] See also
- Mental instability
- HowTo:Convince people you're a nutcase
- Mentalist
- HowTo: Convince people you're a pricey pricey pricey pricey pricey graffiti graffiti
- Bat Fuck Insane
- The other way to deal with issues beyond your grasp
