International "Take a Scientologist to Work!" Day

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July 8:[edit]

The popularity of this holiday exploded in the early 21st Century through the combined efforts of the Church of $cientology and its subsidiary organization: Hallmark Inc.

That shouldn't detract from the fact that the holiday commemorates a millennium of significant events in the development of human consciousness.

A chronology of events commemorated on this day[edit]

See also:[edit]

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Beliefs Space Opera ~ Xenu ~ Thetans ~ The Sacred Movements of Goa Tse ~ Emo Hitler ~ Anonymous
Concepts The Force ~ Clear ~ Hodgepodge (the hidden truth)
Practices Kitten Huffing
People L. Ron Hubbard ~ Tom Cruise ~ Lestat de Lioncourt ~ Chef ~ Will Smith ~ Captain Caveman ~That Creepy Scientologist "Charity" Fund Collector Guy
Enemies You ~ Me ~ Oprah ~ South Park ~ YTMND ~ 4chan ~ The Holiday Hawk ~ Walken! ~ Rick Astley ~ Pacman ~ Horses ~ Italians ~ Anonymous