Internest

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Internest was a beta technology developed by AOL in early 1994. Internest was designed to be a haven for child molester's and was readily adopted as the leading internet technology for US kindergardens.

To use Internest, you must have a microsoft enabled webcamera, and below, and excerpt of the license agreement:

..By agreeing to this license, you A. agree to broadcast naked photos of yourself to anyone who asks...C. Not hold microsoft responsible for anything...Pedophiles cannot be held responsible for anything as well..We did not create this technology... We stole it from a IT company under false pretences....

You can now see why so many kindergardens chose to use this wonderful technology on their computer terminals.

Now with the release of high speed web-cameras, microsoft hopes to make 200frames per second child pornography a reality.

We recently spoke to Bill on his thoughts on these policies.

Microsoft has always beleived in child exploitation and other illegal doings such as drug cartels, etc...We will continue business in these areas and recently there has been talk of a major child orphanage/pornography business...We hope this will be of to a flaming start

-Direct from the mouth of Bill Gates.