Internet Meme

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Contents 1 Pre-Cum 2 How To Responsibly Use Memes 3 How To Deal With Trolls Who Overuse Memes 4 More Advice 5 In Closing 6 Post-Cum

[edit] Pre-Cum

“All your memes are quotes to me!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Internet Memes

“I have a cat named Meme.”

~ George W. Bush

“I do not have ADD, it's just that...hey my power level is at level 60!”

~ The Retard Scouter on His power level

“No. It's 400 BILLION, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!”

~ Hassole on why this guy's p-level sucks dick

“All your internet meme's are belong to us”

~ perfect grammar in Japanese fucked up by American translaters on Internet meme

“ OVER NINE THOUSAAAND!!! - Chuck Norris when asked how many Internet Memes there are in existance.”

~ {{{2}}}

An Internet Meme is a phrase, picture, or concept which is popular among internet forums such as the one found at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY8nIZIfnYI. Such memes are often entertaining, but overusage of them can cause MASSIVE DAMAGE to the forum. For instance, saying a gay joke a couple of times on a board can be humorous, but if you say it one too many times, it can get annoying. This is why many Internet Memes are b& on forums, though many n00bs tend to ignore this.

[edit] How To Responsibly Use Memes

• Step 1. Make Meme (E.G. ROFLCOPTOR)
• Step 2. Post It Somewhere
• Step 3. ?????
• Step 4. PROFIT!!!!!111!!11
• Step 5. Put your junk in that meme.
• Step 6. L33t b& h4mmr 4r joo 0n di fawruhm. Dis inkloodz 4dminz 'n n00bz.
• Never use more than three memes per day unless absolutely necesarry. DO IT, FAGET!!!
• Only use memes when it's funny, don't just go nuts. This isn't RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER, you aren't racing to post the most fads or anything.
• /\/3\/|_|rz |[](_)$+@63 !/\/ +3# 1337@|+|=-^322
• HA! HA! Internet memes can be used in many contexts!
• http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1803180
• NOBODY EXPECTS JINJO!
• Saying O RLY? when someone says something obvious isn't funny anymore.
  • O RLY?
    • YA RLY
      • NO WAI
        • YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!
          • SHOOP DA FUCKING WHOOP BITCH!
            • *is ded*
              • Genna Gtan Zan
                • • • Yak Mauer
                      • • PUT ET EN DA BAGG
• Making lots of accounts and posting a ton of fads with each is really bad. For instance, if you were to create three accounts, one called "Badger," another called "Mushroom," and the last called "Magical Snake" and posted five hundred and ninety nine us dollars fads on each one, you as might as well tape a "Kick Me" sign to the back of all your clothes.
• Typing too many fads is not only annoying, it can set your keyboard on T3H PH1R3.
• Remember some fads can be offensive to some people, so think before you post something that might offend all 73 Genders.
• If you see a topic on a forum that has a ridiculous title, chances are YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF THESE TOPICS!!! faggots...
• Think it's okay to use a ton of fads if you just say you're sorry? Here's an answer: NO! FUCK YOU! WHY WOULD MEMES BE OKAY??!! YOU'RE MISSING THE NATURAL WAY OF LIFE!!!!! you suck piss....
• I herd u liek mudkips. Well too bad because you can't use them.

MORE INTERNET MEMES to become popular in 2009, thanks to me!:

• AAAAAAAAANNNUUUUUUUSSS!!!!
  •  :-/
    • X-D
      • Come and get me Wiki!
        • "Esta e...Kah Mam Eeh Xhey...canal trente-quatro...rico suave" (the announcer on the Spanish-speaking TV station KMEX Los Angeles).
          • Yah, yoo betcha.
            • Since when Italians got so smart?
              • Since the Spanish inquisition
                • ROFLMAO X-D

...and... At first I was like :-/

• • • • • • • • then I LOL'D.

[edit] How To Deal With Trolls Who Overuse Memes

• Throw them in an oven, where there's smoke and they will not pinch back.
• Give them the Bad Times Virus. Or the Good Times Virus. Either one.
• Tell a moderator to B4L33T them!
• Make them sit next to the Dog Poop Girl.
• Bert will also work, because, as we all know, Bert is Evil.
• Set Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears on them.
• Put "Chuck Norris Sucks" on their user profile... (The person who posted this has just been found dead, good work Chuck (The person who wrote that is one of the two people in the universe found ALIVE. I don't need to tell you who the other is... Oh what the heck, it's George from Seinfeld.))
• Open up a can of spam...
• SPAM!
• EGGS...
• ...and Eggs.
• STFU N00b.
• Tell them you're ghey.
• <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> <not a lazer
• ...and...
• The Admins. are watching!!!
• Take your internet broom and wipe the floor with them
• Pew pew their asses

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~ Japanese grammar in the hands of Americans again

[edit] In Closing

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LAWLZ THAT'S EGGS-TREME^^^^

“All your favourite game characters are belong to us”

~ Japanese people that never give up on American translaters

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