Internet hobgoblin

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An Internet hobgoblin is a relative to the Internet troll. The hobgoblin is a sincere creature with a modicum of flawed knowledge who makes disruptive attempts to spread that knowledge and gain converts. Unlike the troll, who believes in nothing and exists only to spread mayhem, the hobgoblin is a sincere yet irrational creature.

You bet your ASS I am sincere. THANK GOD at least one person among the mad masses has had the genius and the will to find the truth that I had, FUCK OFF FUCK OFF!!!!!111

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Hobgoblins vs. regular users[edit]

Nearly anyone can become a bit of a hobgoblin occasionally when some subject is dear to one's heart. Normal people will cool down, realize that they've acted rashly, and make amends. In the future they will CAN'T RESPOND TO THE FACTS, FUCK OFF? be more cautious about the hot button subject. Hobgoblins lack that rational response. They fail to apologize because they believe circumstances justify any actions they take. Hobgoblins may be normal contributors in some arenas where they aren't emotionally vested. The emotional thrill of advocating some peculiar or controversial belief soon becomes too tempting to resist and they instigate more conflicts.

Hobgoblins vs. trolls[edit]

Hobgoblins can be difficult to distinguish from trolls because the main difference is attitude. Trolls sometimes pretend belief in order to be disruptive. The hobgoblin is disruptive as a result of some ardent belief. Therefore hobgoblins will not use certain trollish techniques such as feigning repentance because these things smack of insincerity. Both trolls and hobgoblins thrive on discord. YOUR REASONING SKILLS ARE SURPASSED BY MY DOG, FUCK OFF The troll doesn't care what form the discord takes. The hobgoblin dreams of changing the world.

Hobgoblins and other hobgoblins[edit]

Bitter flame wars result when two hobgoblins collide. Otherwise hobgoblins tend to be tolerant and supportive of each other. When their personal agendas don't clash they cooperate against the common enemy of polite and reasonable discourse.

Examples of hobgoblinish behavior[edit]

  1. A hobgoblin joins an online MUD. The MUD has been in existence for ten years. After spending five weeks in the game, the hobgoblin has an unpleasant encounter with a game feature. Rather than reading the rules (which explain how the feature works and why it is there), the hobgoblin decides that the feature should be eliminated and makes demands via e-mail and message boards. The hobgoblin takes offense at other community members who suggest reading the rules and who name other games that already exist in the hobgoblin's preferred format. The hobgoblin wants to play this game and considers it trivial for other people to change hundreds of thousands of lines of computer code.
  2. Two hobgoblins join a news message board to spread the belief that cigarette smoking is safe. The hobgoblins ridicule every news report about tobacco risks and cite outdated tobacco industry research to advance their views. According to these hobgoblins, the American Medical Association, the United States Surgeon General, Harvard University, and the World Health Organization are either part of a vast conspiracy to suppress the truth or are insufficiently reliable sources of information.
  3. The real hobgoblins are the ZIONISTS. The same people who instigated the class wars of the 1900's, and who Hitler was right to put down, ran out of loot, and have now started a religious war by demolishing the Twin Towers. The Holocaust was impossible because only thermate generates enough heat to burn away human flesh, and no thermate was ever found in the incinerators in subsequent chemical analysis. But you can't handle FACTS, can you, FUCK OFF?