Interstate 15

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Jump to: navigation, search
Interstate 15
Road
Part of the Jerry Seinfeld Interstate Highway System
Interstate
Length: Whatever your gambling debts were last year.
Form: Snowy Sand
South End: Interstate8.PNG I-8, in Sand Ego.
Major Junctions: Interstate10.PNG I-10, in Ontario, California.
North End: Some road in Canada.







15 doesn't redirect here. For the movie, see Citizen Kong.

Interstate 15 is the fourth-longest of the four longest interstates in the south-eastern portion Arizona in the United States of America. This interstate travels through the states of Alberta, Idaho, Yoo-Tah, Arizona, the Pacific Ocean and Alaska. It also travels through California, but nobody can use it as its used for a parking lot by local Wal Marts and huge department stores in the area. Since it travels through the Mojave desert, water is scarce and AAA can't help your sorry rear end.

There are a total of 470 exits along the I-15, only 1 of which is an authorized exit, the rest were created by frustrated commuters.

Route Description[edit]

The highway's (wait, I thought this was an Interstate? Stupid dictionary...) southern terminus is in Sand Ego, California near the Interstate 8. Recent efforts by motorists have brought forth the issue of connecting the southern terminus of the Interstate-15 with the Interstate 5, thus confusing Mexicans to travel to Canada rather than remaining in the United States.

Old Town California[edit]

In such a lovely place, the Interstate follows along the same route of seven other highways (but who uses those?), so the Interstate is always congested with soccer moms and tractor trailers with busted tires. Through most of the route, high-voltage power lines follow the Interstate, making the route an excellent one for those with electric cars.

Power cord and plug not included. Results may vary. Consult your manual for hooking your vehicle into a completely unresisted power line.

State Law[edit]

Illegal definition of Route 15:

315. Route 15 is from:
(a) Route 15 in Sand Ego to Route 15.
(b) Route 15 to the Route 14 state line near Route 13, Route 14 via the vicinity of Route 16, Route 15.5, Route 14.5, Route 16, and Route 15.
Radioactive.png
Interouteway 15 is totally part of the Boring Highway System, as stated by section ╬ of the California State Highway Code.

Nevada[edit]

The Interstate 15 goes to Las Vegas...and that's the only thing about this Interstate that people could care about.

Arizona[edit]

It's sand...lots and lots and lots (dare I continue?) of sand.

Yoo-Tah[edit]

Just like the good state of California, the Interstate corresponds with a number of highways in the state, making it absolutely redundant and useful at the same time. Unlike Arizona, this state is full of pit stops along the Interstate, thus it is actually useful and interesting. Most of the highway is winding due to mountains, except for two of them, which the interstate goes right through, thanks to work by a union of Sasquatches and Wookies. We salute you!

Yoo-Tah-Lah Defining Highway - The Yoo-Tah paper laws defining Interstate 15 is under Yoo-Tah Code Annotated $724,107.5. Now pay up.

Idaho[edit]

Sure, it's more interesting than the Arizona section, but it's just not the same as Yoo-Tah. This is what you get for not paying your taxes.

Montana[edit]

For the last sections of the Interstate, the highway goes through Butte, Helenus, and The Great Falls, intersecting with Interstate 90, Interstate 115, and Interstate 315, all at the same time, so unless you've had experience with super-roundabouts in England, don't even try going near here, unless you plan to spend hours going in endless circles. Nonetheless, if you do, a 7-11 is located in the middle of the area.

After you get out of the roundabout, you'll arrive in Canada, so be prepared for the lax border crossing.

Notes[edit]

  • Transportation committee wanted us to note about some 'Managed Lane Projects'. What they don't know is that we can't read their minds!
  • During the time it was built, the section of Interstate approaching Las Vegas was the most expensive to build, as obsessive gamblers forced construction works to have it done within one night, complete with lights, ramps, road lines, signage and gold rumble strips.
  • The sign for Zzyzx is visible along here, though it's usually covered in sand, and is a major landmark. It's a freaking sign, who cares?!
  • The eastern section of the Interstate 215 was renamed Interstate 415, but only road nerds would notice.
  • If you take this Interstate north from Sand Ego to Alberta, then take Alberta Route 1 to Saskatchewan Route 24, then to Route 2, to Manitoba Route 89, take Main Street through Winnipeg, then continue on Route 76 into Ontario, on Highway 38, to the Highway 400, Toronto can be reached.

See Also[edit]

Interstate Highway marker Interstate Highways to as High as I can Count Interstate Highway marker
0 I000.png 1 I001-1.png 2 I002.png 3 I003.jpg 4 Interstate4.PNG 5 Interstate5.PNG 6 I006.png 7 I007i009.png 8 Interstate8.PNG 9 I007i009.png 10 Interstate10.PNG 11 I011.png 12 Interstate12.PNG 13 I013.png 14 I014.png 15 Interstate15.PNG 16 Interstate16.PNG 17 Interstate17.PNG 18 I018.png 19 Interstate19.PNG
20 I020.png 21 22 I022.png 23 24 I024.png 25 I025.png 26 I026.png 27 I027.png 28 29 I029.png 30 I030.png 31 32 33 I033.png 34 I034.png 35 I035.png 36 37 I037.png 38 80 39 I039.png
40 I040-1.png 41 I041.png 42 I042.png 43 I043.png 44 I044.png 45 I045.png 46 47 48 I048.png 49 I049.png 50 I050.png 51 I051.png 52 53 54 I054.png 55 I055.png 56 I056.png 57 I057.jpg 58 59 I059.png
60 I060.png 61 I061.png 62 63 64 I064.png 65 I065.png 66 I066.jpg 67 I067.png 68 69 I069.png 70 I070.png 71 72 73 74 75 I075.png 76 I076.png 77 I077.png 78 I078.png 79
80 I080.png 81 82 I082.png 83 84 85 I085.png 86 I086.png 87 88 89 90 I090.png 91 I091.png 92 93 94 I094.png 95 I95.PNG 96 I096.png 97 I097.png 98 99 I-99.svg
Higher than I can count  100 I100.png 101 102 I102.png 135 33 180 I180.png 238 476 I476.png 666 I666.png 678 777 I777.png 878 999 I999.png
The Outsiders  ? -1 In001.png IC-69 Ic069.png H-1 H-2 H-3 H-201 A-1 A-2 A-3 A-4 PRI-1 PRI-2 PRI-3
Lists  Main - Auxiliary - Suffixed - Business - Proposed - Unsigned
Gaps - Intrastate - Interstate standards - Replaced