Interstate 16

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Interstate 16
Road
Part of the Jerry Seinfeld Interstate Highway System
Interstate
Length: Figure it out yourself you couch potato.
Form: Pure Southern Charm
West End: I-75, in Bacon Fat.
Major Junctions: I-95, in The Savannah.
East End: Somewhere.

Interstate 16 (aka I-16, 404 Error, or I-H-311) is a pre-unsubsidiary conventional intrastate unified interstate system complex utilizing one-hundred and sixty-six miles of reprocessed asphalt binder and mineral aggregates utilized by automobile users to access areas at a very slow and unprogressive speed to access the Jerry Seinfeld Interstate Highway System Access 95

...it's a road, ok?

Major Cities[edit]

Major cities are bolded, with a side of italics. Since this is a minor Interstate, there are only 2 control cities, so expect the country folk to be peeved off due to you contributing to Global warming.

Intersuctions of Intersections with other Interstate's Intrastates[edit]

Confused you, eh?

Notes[edit]

  • The highway is named the Administrators Way, but nobody cares. but some know. Americans know. and everybody in the whole gosh darn universe knows.
  • The highway is also know as the Administrators Dragstrip, as no county police patrol it, the administrators abuse their powers and drag race, running over cattle and past tornadoes.
  • This interstate intersects with the Interstate 95 (in case you didn't already know, why don't you actually read the whole freakin' article for once rather than skipping to the best part?)
  • Interstate 16 also intersects with Interstate 216 (aka Interstate 6x6x6) and Interstate 616 (not to be confused with Interstate 666 I666.png). It is likely a road the devil used when he went down to Georgia.
  • Cows go moo
  • Sheeps go baa
  • your mom's gross
  • Cows drink milk
  • The Interstate 16 serves as a hurricane evacuation route, so avoid it at all times. Find another route that people won't take.
  • This highway passes a major national monument, but there's no exit to access it, so find your own way to it.
  • Stop.

Exit List[edit]

  • Exit 0.0 - Interstate 75 - Bacon Fat, Atlanta, Velvetta
  • Exit 1.A - US 1S9 - (Autumn Street) - Bacon Fat, Georgia College of Farmimg
  • Exit 1.B - USSR 22 - (The Second Street on the Right) - Bacon Fat, Georgia Hall of Screaming Music
  • Exit 2.0 - USSR 80 - (Pokemon Coliseum Road) - Pokemon Coliseum
BEWARE - Pokemon Crossing.
  • Exit 6.0 - USSR 23/USA 129/UK 87 (Cold Road) - Herbert's Smart Downtown Airport
Due to the use of displays from the 70s, double/triple digit exits don't have decimals.
  • Exit 12. - Awwooggaa Road
  • Exit 18. - Mike Bullard Road
  • Exit 24. - USSR 96 - Robin Hood AFB Air Museum
  • Exit 27. - 358 USSR - (Homer Simpson Highway) - Dan's Villa
  • Exit 32. - USSR 112 GIVE ME MONEY ontrose
  • Exit 39. - USSR 26 - Middle of Georgia's College - Northeast Division
  • Exit 42. - Dexter's Laboratory
  • Exit 49. - IRLAN 257 - Dublin
  • Exit 51. - Heart of Georgia Windows 3.1 Study Campus, McRAM!
  • Exit 54. - USSR 19 - Dublin, East Dublin, West Dublin, North Dublin
  • Exit 58. - IRLAN 199 - South Dublin
  • Exit 67. - IRLAN 29 - North Dublin
  • Exit 71. - USSR 15 - Colonel Sandersville
  • Exit 72. - TREK 212 - Statues of Picard, Sisko, Janeway, Archer and the Enterprise
  • Exit 78. - USSR 221 - Brew-Town College
THE BEST FREAKING PARTY COLLEGE IN TOWN!!! PARTY ON WAYNE!!!
  • Exit 84. - USSR 297 - Oak Ridge Farm (...sorry, it's the most 'important' thing in the area.)
  • Exit 90. - USA 1 (Yes, 1) - Eist Gergia Coledge
  • Exit 98. - USSR 57 - Corn Cob Town
  • Exit 104 - USSR 23 - Meter Town, Kilometers-Off-Miles.
  • Exit 111 - 1111 11 - Excelsior!
  • Exit 116 - USA A-OK - Jane's Lone Highway
Make sure to say hi to Jane while passing by, and please always stop her from hanging herself, she makes for a great tourist trap.
  • Exit 127 - USSR 67 - Fort Stew Museum
See the wide world of stew!
  • Exit 132 - Ash Ketchum Road
  • Exit 137 - USSR 119 - Springfield
Part of the Springfield network of Springfields.
  • Exit 143 - USA 280 - Mmm...Bacon Highway
  • Exit 148 - USA 80 - Meridian (No, this is not the center)
  • Exit 152 - USSR 17 - Bloomingdick Road
  • Exit 155 - A cold, algae filled, public pool
  • xit 157A - Interstate 95 - New Brunswick
  • xit 157B - Interstate 95 - Hilton's Head
  • Exit 160 - USSR 307 - A Beet Garden
  • Exit 162 - Chatty Parkway
  • xit 164A - Interstate 516/USA 17/USA 80/USA 21...I can't type all this
  • xit 164B - Ditto
  • Exit 165 - USSR 204 - Savannah University Institution of Technological Studies and Biological Analytical Information
  • Exit 166 - USA 17 - Visitor's Information Center
Information center is open 10 AM - 11 AM every 2nd Monday of October of 2010.
  • xit 167A - Atlantic Ocean
  • xit 167B - Certain Sinking Doom

See Also[edit]

Interstate Highway marker Interstate Highways to as High as I can Count Interstate Highway marker
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