Interstate 8

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Interstate 8
Road
Part of the Jerry Seinfeld Interstate Highway System
Interstate
Length: 347 miles (447.47 kilometers)
Formed: Sand
West End: Sunset Cliffs by Sunset Dunes.
Major Junction: Interstate5.PNG I-5, by the telephone booth.
East End: Interstate10.PNG I-10 near Casablanca, Arizona

Interstate 8 (also known as the Off-Roader's Dream) is an Interstate that runs through California and Arizona, with Arizona under control of the interstate after a high-stakes poker game between the two states. The Interstate runs very close to the Mexico border, so Taco Bells are very easy to come by, along with great illegally smuggled goods (you didn't hear that from me though).

Major Cities[edit]

Bolded cities are considered control cities by the decision of the Local 472-A Molemen of Arizona.

Then again, the Molemen have never been on the surface of Earth, thus their opinions of a 'control city' are transferred to the Local Communist Party of California - G.

Notes[edit]

  • A portion of the Interstate near Yuma enters into British territory. Hence, if you do not have an opposite driving car, you will receive a $10.00 fine.
  • The Interstate only intersects one highway near Yuma. So if you run out of gas, you better have AAA or you're screwed. Gasoline is becoming rarer today and syphoning is not fun, despite what people say.
  • Much of the I-8 is below the sea level, so it is handy to carry a boat with you during the rare rainfalls. If you don't have a boat, then good luck, because I'm an encyclopedia, not a walking answer book.
  • In some areas, the median is over a mile wide. So if you are on a spree of destruction, this is not the Interstate for you.
  • A part of the interstate is noted to be shaped like a figure eight. One can drive around for hours, one can drive around for days, one can even drive around for months and years and never get no place.

See Also[edit]

Interstate Highway marker Interstate Highways to as High as I can Count Interstate Highway marker
0 I000.png 1 I001-1.png 2 I002.png 3 I003.jpg 4 Interstate4.PNG 5 Interstate5.PNG 6 I006.png 7 I007i009.png 8 Interstate8.PNG 9 I007i009.png 10 Interstate10.PNG 11 I011.png 12 Interstate12.PNG 13 I013.png 14 I014.png 15 Interstate15.PNG 16 Interstate16.PNG 17 Interstate17.PNG 18 I018.png 19 Interstate19.PNG
20 I020.png 21 22 I022.png 23 24 I024.png 25 I025.png 26 I026.png 27 I027.png 28 29 I029.png 30 I030.png 31 32 33 I033.png 34 I034.png 35 I035.png 36 37 I037.png 38 80 39 I039.png
40 I040-1.png 41 I041.png 42 I042.png 43 I043.png 44 I044.png 45 I045.png 46 47 48 I048.png 49 I049.png 50 I050.png 51 I051.png 52 53 54 I054.png 55 I055.png 56 I056.png 57 I057.jpg 58 59 I059.png
60 I060.png 61 I061.png 62 63 64 I064.png 65 I065.png 66 I066.jpg 67 I067.png 68 69 I069.png 70 I070.png 71 72 73 74 75 I075.png 76 I076.png 77 I077.png 78 I078.png 79
80 I080.png 81 82 I082.png 83 84 85 I085.png 86 I086.png 87 88 89 90 I090.png 91 I091.png 92 93 94 I094.png 95 I95.PNG 96 I096.png 97 I097.png 98 99 I-99.svg
Higher than I can count  100 I100.png 101 102 I102.png 135 33 180 I180.png 238 476 I476.png 666 I666.png 678 777 I777.png 878 999 I999.png
The Outsiders  ? -1 In001.png IC-69 Ic069.png H-1 H-2 H-3 H-201 A-1 A-2 A-3 A-4 PRI-1 PRI-2 PRI-3
Lists  Main - Auxiliary - Suffixed - Business - Proposed - Unsigned
Gaps - Intrastate - Interstate standards - Replaced
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West: San Diego, California | East: Casa Grande, Arizona/Interstate 10
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