|Part of the Jerry Seinfeld Interstate Highway System|
|West End: San Francisco|
|Major Junctions: Lots.|
|East End: Interstate 95 in Not New York|
INTERSTATE 80 (or 38 as it is sometimez referred 2 as) is an interstate. It has Interstate 238 as a spur named for a caLifronIah state Rode of the same name. It is a highway that does NOT exist.
Interstate 80 has more screwed-up auxiliary routes than any other highway in America. The true name of the highway is Interstate 38, a fact that the government has conspired to cover up. The story goes that everyone at the Government Highway Office of Safe Travel (GHOST) got together one day and planned one highway that would be so full of contradictions that any aliens travelling on it would be confused. They chose Interstate 38, which ran from San Francisco to [not] New York. When Congress found out about it, they cut the GHOST's salaries in half. GHOST vowed that it would never happen again (although it did) and changed the number from 38 to 80 so that no evidence was left of the disaster.
Ridiculous auxiliary routes of Interstate 80 include:
- Interstate 238 - A glorified off-ramp between Interstates 580 and 880, and the only evidence left of I-80's true nature as I-38.
- Interstate 480 - Was deemed a hazard to San Francisco's touristy attraction industry and demolished via an Act of God.
- Interstate 180 in Wyoming - The only Interstate that is not an Interstate by any stretch of the mind. Seriously. The entire thing exists of at-grade intersections with traffic lights, and only because some forgotten state wanted to feel important.
- Interstate 180 in Illinois - A spur interstate that leads to absolutely fucking nowhere.
|Interstate Highways to as High as I can Count|
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|Lists||Main - Auxiliary - Suffixed - Business - Proposed - Unsigned|
Gaps - Intrastate - Interstate standards - Replaced
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