Interstate 95

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This is about the highway. For other uses see Interstate 95 (disambiguation)

Interstate 95
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Part of the Jerry Seinfeld Interstate Highway System
Length: Eh?
Form: ffff
South End: Destroyed
Major Junctions: Too many
North End: Canada
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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Interstate 95.

Interstate 95 is a highway.It is also known by many people as "I-95". It is way over on the east part of the USA. At one time, the New Jersey Turnpike was part of it, but not anymore. It once went south to Key West but Poseidon destroyed it. There is a small gap and a section in New Brunswick.

Signs for I-95 from Interstate 4.


Florida and Farther South[edit]

Like I said, Poseidon destroyed the section from Miami to Castaway Cay. Most of the rest is bypassed by US Highway 1, with the exception of one section near Interstate 4. (see picture on right)

Georgia[edit]

Mainly, Armenia, Azerbaijan, & Russia claim it under Communism. We can't recieve info yet.

Carolinas, Virginia, DC, and Maryland[edit]

South Carolina's section is infested by palmettos.

North Carolina's is a dirt road.

Through the others, it is to crowded by Obama's paparazzis.

Delaware[edit]

The only stretch of existing highway. Exit listThe entire route is in New Castle County.

Municipality Mile[1]

Exit Destinations Notes 


Maryland state line

  • Newark
    • 0.54 Delaware Turnpike Toll Plaza: $4.00
    • 2.34 1 DE 896 to US 301 – Newark, Middletown
    • 5.10 Delaware House Service Area
    • 6.63 3 DE 273 – Newark, Dover
  • Christiana
    • 7.89 4A DE 1 / DE 7 south – Christiana, Mall Road, Dover, Beaches
    • 8.13 4B DE 7 north / DE 58 – Churchmans Crossing, Stanton
  • Newport
    • 10.56 5A DE 141 south / US 202 south – New Castle, New Castle County Airport South end of US 202 overlap
    • 11.50 5B DE 141 north – Newport
    • 11.75 5C (NB) I-295 / NJ Turnpike north – Del Mem Br, New Jersey-New York
    • 12.65 5D (NB) I-495 north – Port of Wilmington, Philadelphia Designated as "Thru Route to ***Philadelphia"
    • 13.34 5C (SB) I-295 north – New Castle, Del Mem Br Exit number unsigned

Wilmington 14.78 6 (NB) DE 4 (Maryland Ave, MLK Blvd)

    • 15.45 6 (SB) DE 4 (MLK Blvd) / DE 9 (Fourth St)
    • 15.68 7 DE 52 (Pennsylvania Ave)

16.97 8 US 202 north (Concord Pike) / DE 202 south – Wilmington, West Chester, PA North end of US 202 overlap

19.12 9 DE 3 (Marsh Road)

Claymont

    • 21.30 10 Harvey Road Northbound exit, southbound entrance
    • 23.10 11 (NB) DE 92 (Naamans Road) – Claymont Southbound exit via I-495 S (Exit 6)
    • 23.43 11 (SB) I-495 south – Port of Wilmington, Del Mem Br, Baltimore Designated as "Thru Route to *Baltimore"
          • Pennsylvania state line

1.000 mi = 1.609 km; 1.000 km = 0.621 mi

Pencilvania[edit]

Since its calld "Pencilvania", the entire country is loose-leaf paper. That section is erased.

Jew Jersey[edit]

I-95 has a gap in Jew Jersey bigger than the one in your grandma's teeth.

Due to the route being made by Gentiles, the Jews revolted against it. Longer gap, dude.

New York[edit]

Osama Bin Laden destroyed The World Trade Center to make room for the highway. Exit list:

Connecticut and Rhode Island[edit]

Dirt road.  :(

Pikachusetts[edit]

See Pikachu Turnpike

New Hamper[edit]

New Hamper is entirely a landfill of old clothes. Darn.

Mane[edit]

This section is entirely lion hair (known as "Ma(i)ne"

New Brunswick[edit]

This section is actually New Brunswick Highway 95 claimed to be an interstate. They are dumb.

North Pole[edit]

Santa didn't tell us it went this far.

Interstate Highway marker Interstate Highways to as High as I can Count Interstate Highway marker
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20 I020.png 21 22 I022.png 23 24 I024.png 25 I025.png 26 I026.png 27 I027.png 28 29 I029.png 30 I030.png 31 32 33 I033.png 34 I034.png 35 I035.png 36 37 I037.png 38 80 39 I039.png
40 I040-1.png 41 I041.png 42 I042.png 43 I043.png 44 I044.png 45 I045.png 46 47 48 I048.png 49 I049.png 50 I050.png 51 I051.png 52 53 54 I054.png 55 I055.png 56 I056.png 57 I057.jpg 58 59 I059.png
60 I060.png 61 I061.png 62 63 64 I064.png 65 I065.png 66 I066.jpg 67 I067.png 68 69 I069.png 70 I070.png 71 72 73 74 75 I075.png 76 I076.png 77 I077.png 78 I078.png 79
80 I080.png 81 82 I082.png 83 84 85 I085.png 86 I086.png 87 88 89 90 I090.png 91 I091.png 92 93 94 I094.png 95 I95.PNG 96 I096.png 97 I097.png 98 99 I-99.svg
Higher than I can count  100 I100.png 101 102 I102.png 135 33 180 I180.png 238 476 I476.png 666 I666.png 678 777 I777.png 878 999 I999.png
The Outsiders  ? -1 In001.png IC-69 Ic069.png H-1 H-2 H-3 H-201 A-1 A-2 A-3 A-4 PRI-1 PRI-2 PRI-3
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