Interwebbernets

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The interwebbernets is an unknown device that was manufactured somewhere on the internet by Bob Dole, a man who has claimed to invent many such objects. The qualties of the interwebbernet are unknown at this time, due to its top secret nature. Rumors are going around that this may be introduced to the public in the near future.

This is not to be confused with the internet.

The Earth-shattering powers of supreme might have declared that the interwebbernet may be a Weapon of Mass Destruction and are currently offering a contract to an unknown agency in order to assassinate it.