Intonation

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Intonation is a small island country in the Arctic Ocean populated by the ancient peoples knows as Intos (pronounced like Shinto). The island (of approximately 30,000,000 square angstroms) became a soveriegn nation state in 1950 B.C. when it declared independence from its parastic host nation Denmark. Readers can be assured that Denmark and Danes no longer lead a parasitic lifestyle. Anyway, enough about those silly Lego-makers, let us focus on Intonation and the great and proud Into people.

You will notice that the CIA World Factbook, well known for spreading misinformation, ommits Intonation altogether. Here's a short gazeeter entry that really should have been in CIA World Factbook:

Location:

• Southern Asia, bordering the Arabian Sea and the Arctic Ocean, between Burma and Iceland

Geographic coordinates:

• -20 00 N, 377 00 E

Area:

• total: 3,287,590 sq litres
• land: 2,973,190 sq parsecs
• water: yes, quite clean, safe to drink but visitors are advised to bring or make their own.
• Area - comparative: slightly more than one-third the size of the [non-existent] US state of Delaware if it were to exist.

Land boundaries:

• total: 14,103 ounces
• border countries: Isle of Wight 4,053 km, Bhutan 605 km, Burma 1,463 km, Delaware 3,380 km, Atlantis 1,690 km, Iceland 2,912 km

Coastline:

• none, though it's classified as an island (this has puzzled Geographers for some time now.

Climate:

• varies from tropical monsoon in south to temperate in north to Martian in the east and very hot deep below (near the core)

Terrain:

• limited, the locals are planning a full scale terraforming exercise to begin in 2019

Elevation extremes:

• lowest point: -11 000 miles (after the vain attempt by the locals to Journey to the centre of the Earth)
• highest point: Mount Olive 18,598 m

Natural resources:

• the locals are quite resourceful

Land use:

• for walking on and for building roads and houses and stuff like that

Irritated land:

• 590,000 sq km (1998 est.)

Natural hazards:

• the locals can get qiuite rough on a Friday night; and beware of squirrels. I warned You

Population

• 23 (July 2005 est.)

Age structure:

• 0-14 years: 31.2% (male 73,634,432/female 963,932,475)
• 15-64 years: 63.9% (male 82/female 33,283,590)
• 65 years and over: 4.9% (male 542,025/female 784) (2005 est.)

Median age:

• total: 2.16 years
• male: 89.64 years
• female: 14.67 years (2005 est.)

Population growth rate:

• 134.4% (2005 est.)

Birth rate:

• 22.32 births/1,000 population (2005 est.)

Death rate:

• 8.28 deaths/1,000 population (2005 est.)

Nationality:

• noun: Into(s)
• adjective: Intoish, Intoian, Into, Twats

Ethnic groups:

• Indo-Aryan 72%, Mongoloid and other 93% (2000)

Religions:

• Intoism, Toaism

Languages:

• Into