Irishguy

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I will Delete you!

“Erase... Erase... Delete... Erase... Be gone...”

~ Irishguy on all wikipedia contributions.

“Why am I all alone?”

~ Irishguy on himself

Irishguy is a moderator on Wikipedia that never sleeps. Born in Hell, on the very first night of Existence his parents Satan and Miss Satan gave him away for delition. As of this very first contact with the feeling of abortion his only purpose in life was now to make life & death a living hell for every wikipedia-user.

[edit] Personal Life

I'm not afraid of using my fists on the keyboard. Kill and Erase!

Irishguy is a fictious name of a still unknown personage that, oddly enough, manage to hold the entire ownership of Wikipedia. Drank with power and suffering from Insomnia he is never asleep. He uses it to control the World Wide Web. Despite of a thin layer of smooth talk or obliviously ignoring questions of users whose articles were deleted by him, he enjoys the slow torture of getting people frustrate by having their articles summarily erased for no good reason. Whenever there is injustice (people adding info that contain facts he know nothing about) he kills them up, one by one.

We're DOOMED! This article contradicts itself. The article submitter probably has split personality. You can help Uncyclopedia by making its left hand know what the right hand does.