Iron chloride

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“I'm sorry, I just created a 8 oxidation number for iron.”

~ Physics teacher commenting on chemistry

Iron is a goddamn element that ONLY HAS OXIDATION NUMBERS OF 2, 3, and 6! However, it is commonly believed by many people to have an imaginary oxidation numbers that only exist in the happy minds of physists, who think they could "theorize" everything. Let me tell you something, there is no fucking made up oxidation number, that could be made up. It either exists, or it doesn't. This isn't quantuf physics ye bastards! You CAN'T make up stuff like Einstien!

[edit] Chemical properties of Iron Chloride

Iron Chloride is another piece of shit that many teachers employ to make the lives of students harder. On a bitch meter of 1-5, it rates a FUCKING 8! FOR THE MADE UP 8 ON THE STUPID TESTS GIVEN BY SOME RANDOM PHYSIST! Now, to stress the fact that 8 is a fucking piece of shit, I would read the article on 8.

Iron Chloride is also used for drowning physists in their own filth. Iron Chloride was created by physists when they were trying to find a theory on why iron is shiny. Why is iron shiny, we have no fucking idea. They good physists seem to end up in some sort of cahir, and not heard of for a while. The other physists that have some mere talent either try and work off their debt at some factory, or a elementary school run by mob rule.

[edit] Iron Chloride and its Uses

As said, Iron Chloride could be used to drown physists. They could also be used to make teachers have ADD and AIDS. Due to the fact that Iron Chloride makes up 99% of viagra, and when inhaled, makes you talk bullshit, it is banned for use in most cases for schools after the case of Ho Ho v. OB.

[edit] Ho Ho v. OB

In some year, when a teacher decided to put a made up compound of Iron Chloride on the test, and screwed up everyone's grade, Ho and Ho decided to sue the school. Ho Ho adapted the ownage lawyer Peacock, and scored a 100,000,000 US settlement for their ego and girlfriend losses. Due to the fact that one of the Hos was an idiot, 90% of the settlement was given to teh beyond-godlike lawyer that won the case with a few words. "Fuck science. Go religion." This astounding victory also marks the most pwnage lab in the history of science v. religion, and other cases.

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