Isle of Woman
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The Isle of Woman is an invention of the feminist movement. For years, people have been talking about the Isle of Man, an imaginary island, for no man is an island (but some have long peninsulars) and mankind does not have any geographical properties at all except for some Belgians whom we'll disregard for the sake of argument.
The island would be located at 47°9′S 126°43′W in the southern Pacific Ocean, if it existed. Quite why the feminists insist that it doesn't exist at that particular place over any other location is not clear, but it is suspected a computer was involved.
[edit] Purpose of the Island
The feminists thought that if there is a non-existent Isle of Man, it is the right of women that there also be a non-existent Isle of Woman. To emphasize their point, they even made the Isle of Woman more non-existent than the Isle of Man!
The language that is spoken on the Isle of Woman is a variant of Gaelic. This is not surprising, as the feminists saw that the Isle of Man had such a language, so they had the right to have it on the Isle of Woman as well.
A weird dog that has two tails lives on the island; it is called a Woof.
[edit] Secret (don't read if you are a woman)
The Isle of Man does in fact exist; don't tell the women.
[edit] See also
- No Man's Land
- Why do women study Women Studies Mystery
- Lesbos(island)
- Battle of the Sexes
