Italo-Turkish War (Libyan war) (video game)

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War: ICOItaly.png vs. ICOTurkey.png

ITALY: stfu turkey, baserapin fux

Otto_D_Man: lolol

Otto_D_Man: how am i baserapin

ITALY: ur baserapin Libs697 - thats my clan property!

ITALY: belongs to me b14tch

Otto_D_Man: whaa? it doesn't even exist! u dont have a clan!

ITALY: yer, i know that

Otto_D_Man:...

ITALY: i will tho haha

Otto_D_Man: stfu, ur nutz

*Franc3 has entered the game*

ITALY: oh no not u

Franc3: lol whats going on here

Otto_D_Man: it4ly b0y iz being a gh3yb0y

Franc3: lol, jealousy is a baad thing ;)

Franc3: i do have north africa tho :P

ITALY: f.u. franc3, no 1 likes u

Otto_D_Man:lolol tru

Franc3:...

*Franc3 has gone idle*

ITALY: i wont tell server admin if u let me on rh0des tho :)

Gr33c3: rh0des is forbidden on this server, it crashes g4m3

ITALY: shyt

ITALY: lemmie go to da D0D3

Gr33c3: thats in my realm, r0man b0y, d0nt make me wh00p j00 ass

ITALY: im not interested in u gr33c3

Gr33c3: gdgd, u dont wanna mess wit me :P

ITALY: :/

*Gr33c3 has gone idle*

*ITALY caps Tobruk*

*ITALY gets a flag neutrality point!*

*ITALY has captured Tobruk*

Otto_D_Man: wha

*ITALY strikes Otto_D_Man for 47 damage! A critical hit!*

Otto_D_Man: u h4x wait till tornament next w33k b14tch!

ITALY: lol, no server admin ;)

ITALY: watever his name is

Otto_D_Man: ill bust ur c4p1t4l1st1c a$$!

*Otto_D_Man strikes ITALY for 15 damage!*

Otto_D_Man: ha

ITALY: lol weak

*ITALY unlocks super shippies!* *ITALY unlocks upgraded naval campaign!*

ITALY: ooh

Otto_D_Man: ZOMG THIS GUY H4X T0 FUX!

ITALY: nah ;)

*ITALY strikes Otto_D_Man for 147 damage! A critical hit!*

ITALY: wall0p!

Otto_D_Man: stfu ur lagging the s3rv3r as well

*ITALY strikes Otto_D_Man for 120 damage! A critical hit!*

*Otto_D_Man strikes ITALY for 10 damage!*

*ITALY caps Trippy*

*ITALY gets a flag neutrality point!*

*ITALY has captured Trippy*

*ITALY unlocks aircraft!*

*ITALY unlocks aerial bombardment!*

ITALY: omg pwned!! lol

Otto_D_Man: GET THA SERVER ADMIN!

*ITALY strikes Otto_D_Man for 220 damage! A critical hit!*

ITALY: LOLOLOLOL

*C0N has entered the game*

C0N: hey

ITALY: hi

Otto_D_Man: this guy is h4x1ng!

C0N: nah, not ITALY, gd m8 of m1n3 ;)

ITALY: :P

Otto_D_Man: WTF!

C0N: no swearing u fux!

ITALY: LOL

ITALY: land plz!

*C0N initiates Treaty of Ouch! Pwned!!*

Otto_D_Man: tit

*C0N] moves Libs697, rh0des and D0D3 from Otto_D_Man to ITALY!*

ITALY: W1K3D!

Otto_D_Man: LOL U SL4GZ UR GONNA CRASH NOW U WAIT AND SEE, RH0DES IS BUGGY!

ITALY: ...

C0N: ...

*NEXT GAME: Balkan War*

*STARTING IN 5 SECONDS...*

C0N: nice new server - instantaneous play after last game ;)

Otto_D_Man: U

Otto_D_Man: ALL

Otto_D_Man: H4X

*Otto_D_Man has been kicked by C0N (for 1 minute) due to excessive spam*

ITALY: Lol Pwnd