Item of emotional signifacance
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An Item of emotional significance, in the lamest terms, an item that is important to you somehow emotionally and therefore has some significance to you. Often in the form of a trinket, piece of jewelry, stuffed animal, or a live furry mammal(ex. dog)
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[edit] History
Often obtained during childhood, IoES's(not writing it out every time so live with it =3)are our primal instincts once again showing their dominance over us. In ancient times shiny things such as gems, metals, and fire (although not proven to be shiny until the Reverse Logic Act of 1995) fascinated our people and caused us to cherish them and to fight for them to protect our property. This caused many wars to be fought until society reached the 1950's.
[edit] Side Effects
If you have an IoES, you unknowingly(at least until you finsh this sentence)have the most common mental disorder ever. Even more common than ADD this disease causes numerous symptoms. Some symptoms caused are selfishness, grouchiness, and loss of the grasp of the market value of the item as you think it is worth millions of dollars(unless of course your item happens to be a mansion or space station in which it is worth that much)
[edit] Cures
Only one cure short of open heart surgery is available. This is watching your IoES torn away from you and destroyed in the cruelest manner possible. This cure will relieve you of your mental burden and free you to go on with the rest of your life.
[edit] Cure's side effects
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. Well take a Pepto Bismol for that and then onto the last side effect. Strong, overpowering, ravenous, massive, strong, colassal, strong urge to kil the personn who ripped your IoES away from you.
[edit] Pepto Bismol's side effects
The real side effects (taken from label) Anxiety; any loss of hearing; confusion; constipation (severe); diarrhea (severe or continuing); difficulty in speaking or slurred speech; dizziness or lightheadedness; drowsiness (severe); fast or deep breathing; headache (severe or continuing); increased sweating; increased thirst; mental depression; muscle spasms (especially of face, neck, and back); muscle weakness; nausea or vomiting (severe or continuing); ringing or buzzing in ears (continuing); stomach pain (severe or continuing); trembling; uncontrollable flapping movements of the hands (especially in elderly patients) or other uncontrolled body movements; vision problems
WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FIXING AGAIN?
