J. Loseth

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J. Loseth (also known as God, King of the Cosmos, OMJ, etc.] is the undisputed ruler of the universe. He rules with an iron fist, and has a very low tolerance towards whiny babies. He allows a select few individuals to snort lines of creativity straight off his dick. Don't challenge him to an ego battle; you'll lose.

Mildly obsessed with Riku, in the way that moths mildly obsess about lightbulbs.

Physically, J. Loseth has the ability of flailing his fingers, otherwise known as "jazz hands". This memorizing characteristic is how he lures his prey into the abyss known as being Uke. Isn't that right, Sephiroth.

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