Jack Ruby

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Jack Ruby.
Jack Ruby, a common patron at the Friday Night Disco Club

Lead singer for the short-lived rock group Conspiracy Theory, replacing (due to respiratory difficulties) Lee Harvey Oswald. Some say he did his mother in jail.