Jade Buddha Temple
The Jade Buddha temple is located in some shit covered forest in Shanghai, which is some
These codes of honor are very strict, and here they are.
- 1)You must never huff a tiger.
- 2)You must never huff a tiger while you walk.
- 3)You must never huff a tiger while you sit.
- 4)You must never eat in the living room.
- 5)You must never throw wild parties.
- 6)You must never put your feet on the coffee table.
- 7)You must never miss an episode of Dragonball Z.
- 8)You must never watch the Power Rangers. They're too damn chezzey.
- 9)You must never watch that one sour starburst commercial. The monks are very anal about that.
- 10)You must never eat vegetables.
- 11)You must never fart forty times a day.
- 12)You must always wear a bra when in the temple. The monks are gay.
- 13)You must always play Alicia Keys music.
- 14)You must never play Tamia music.
- 15)You must never kiss Oprah Winfrey.
- 16)You must never huff kittens.
- 17)You must be in a pink dress while fighting.
- 18)You must never drink birch beer.
- 19)You must always drink root beer, creme soda, and shirley temples. God they're tasty!
- Golden rule) You must always drink birch beer.
The penalties for defying these orders are followed:
- 2)Spanked two times
- 3)Spanked three times
- 4)Forced to sit in a corner, in a monkey suit.
- 5)Forced to sit in a corner, wearing a futuristic jumpsuit.
- 6)Forced to sit in a corner, wearing a Power Ranger outfit.
- 7)No TV
- 8)No computer
- 9)No vegetables
- 10)No homework
- 11)Hit with a herring.
- 12)Hit with Edward Elric.
- 13)Sniff in fart gas.
- 14)Wear horse shit on your head.
- 15)Have the cast of Magical DoReMi turn you into a dildo.
- 16)Watch Nigger Dare 2000.
- 17)Huff kittens
- 18)Get punched a million times with their secret technique.
- 19)Huff even more kittens.
- 20)Have Cless' Eternal Sword shoved up your ass.
Charles M.Schulz was the first one to practice the huddled tiger fist, but had his genitals turned into a dildo.